Last of the Summer Wine

- Season 7

(1983)

During their quest to find a treacle tin full of 'Yorkshire remains' Compo and a friend buried as children, the trio resort to ever more elaborate methods of approaching the problem. Taking a break in the pub, Compo and Clegg convince the barmaid that Foggy is an eccentric millionaire, having made his fortune in the frozen turkey business.

The trio devise an elaborate plan to allow Wally to escape the wrath of Nora Batty for an afternoon. Unfortunately, they need an equally elaborate plan to sneak him back to the house.

After stumbling across a health farm on a day out, the trio decide there's money to be made in selling junk food to the residents.

The trio encounter a very drunk Ludovic in a pub, and agree to drive his newly-acquired van home for him. Unfortunately, the van is also rather worse for wear.

Foggy has volunteered the trio's services in the upcoming variety show being held at a local church, but Clegg is unenthusiastic and Compo is rather more interested in the contents of the costume hamper.

Foggy's attempts at showing Clegg and Compo the arts of concealment aren't impressing anyone. But when assisting a passing motorist has unfortunate consequences for Compo, Foggy resorts to more basic methods of concealment.

Three old chums agree to take the ailing Sam on one last trip to see his flousy girl-friend, Lily Bless Her, in the middle of the night. While enjoying the delights of Lilly, Sam departs for another world with a very happy smile on his face. The problem for his pals is how to get Sam back home before morning without his wife awakening.