The Wedge

- Season 1

(2006)

Welcome to Wedgedale, a mythical suburban paradise full of disturbingly real characters who show a curious loyalty for the place they call home.

Mark Wary fronts his 14th press conference this month to apologise for the unfortunate accident while driving his new Lamborghini. Farmer Jack shows us the latest in bush communication while Sherine and Leanne try their luck at the pokies.

Meet Marileise, the dodgy dog show trainer from South Africa; Robbie Fowler, Wedgedale's own running man, who has been on a charity marathon; and Goths Tarquin and Lucretia, who have moved into the neighbourhood.

This week, the plastic surgeon's wives make an appearance, we go cooking with Australian Idol, visit WedgeTel's call centre, and receive an apology from sportsman Mark Warey about another indecent incident.

Mark Wary apologising for confusing the Celebrity Grand Prix with the actual Grand Prix and for any injuries resulting from the piss-up pile-up.

The mayor opens new environmentally safe childrens' playground. Jack and Jill's latest venture, a drive thru fast food outlet, fails to attract interest. The WedgeTel call centre keeps NASA on hold.

Welcome to Wedgedale, a mythical suburban paradise full of disturbingly real characters who show a curious loyalty for the place they call home.

Timmy tackles the mother of all spelling bee words. The plastic surgeons' wives stop for petrol, or perhaps just the air. Robbie picks up a sponsor for his run.

The WedgeTel Call Centre handles a call of quantum proportions. Mark Wary apologises half-heartedly wholeheartedly for an alleged racial slur.

Sherine explain the facts of life to her kids. Jack adds another failure to his list and has to say goodbye to an old friend.

Jack and Jill see the end of the drought. Robbie Fowler may be running on empty as his ming begins to play tricks on him. Mark Wary addresses the media in regard to the photos of him leaving a "gentleman's club".

The WedgeTel Call Centre branches out into family planning. The plastic surgeons' wives attend their high school reunion. Zak documents his father's barbeque.

Wedgedale Plaza security guard Mike Small put some new recruits through their paces. Mark Wary's lawyer addresses the latest allegations against his client. Wedgies' drive-thru girl Karen instructs a trainee.

Funk FX auditions are held at Karla Bang's School of Dance Xcellence. We check in on the progress of Jack and Jill's new vineyard.

Chainsaw killer finds true love. Mark Wary addresses match fixing allegations. Rehearsals continue at Karla Bang's School of Dance Xcellence.

Sherine and Leanne get out to do some shopping. Cooking with Harry Potter debuts. The chainsaw killer's first date fizzles.

Local residents performs on Wedgedale Idle. Art Cooney meets with two same sex parents. Lucy discusses a breakthrough with Andrew. Sandra Sultry gets an update on the approaching wildfires from firefighter Barry Buff.

Art Cooney appears on Wedgedale Idle. A flakey tart is on the menu during Cooking with Paris Hilton. Jack works with new farmhand Enis. Call Centre handles pet questions.

Contestants face off in the National Nighclubbing Championships. The chainsaw killer resorts to calling tech support but doesn't get much help from the Call Centre.

Mark Wary apologizes for his actions that sparked a series of brawls. Karen and the Wedgies staff suffer a drive thru emergency. The Call Centre tackles marriage advice.

Mike Small shares his five symptoms of a cheating spouse. Jack Farmer tries his hand at wind farming. Principal Schmitt has words with young William Bunt.

Perpetual marathoner Robbie Fowler approaches Wedgedal. Coverage of the National Shopping Championships begins live from Wedgedale Plaza.

Zak's dad get's his wires crossed installing a new security system. Claire guides two first time home buyers through the process.

Mark Wary's lawyer insists his client has nothing to apologise for. Jack Farmer's wife Jill gets a series of off-farm jobs.

Sandra Sultry's expose on the Veggies continues with a look at the struggles of Rodney Rhubarb. Mark Wary's lawyer addresses his client's pushing a sick kid and his mother into a magazine rack.

Mark Wary's lawyer apologises to his manager for the hunting accident. The Veggies break up briefly after their tour ends. Zak's dad assembles their new Swedish TV unit.