People Just Do Nothing

- Season 2

(2015)

Grindah and Michelle are preparing for daughter Angel's christening. Chabuddy has designed some cheesy T-shirts for the occasion - which are so tacky even Michelle wants them reprinted. Grindah has told Beats and Decoy that both are in the running to be Angel's godfather but come the big day at church he not only hi-jacks the ceremony to the vicar's annoyance but makes a surprise announcement regarding the chosen godfather.

With Michelle working in a beauty salon Grindah must look after Angel and takes her to the studio but she gets bored so they repair to the park, leaving Beats and Steves in charge - a very bad idea since they inadvertently lose all the power and only just manage to restore it before Grindah returns. Steves also gets high on his grandma's medication before helping Chabuddy knock out patently fake Ralph Lauren T-shirts.

Whilst Michelle feels under-used at the salon Chabuddy is over-joyed when wayward wife Aldona returns from Poland - only for her to rob him and take off again. Meanwhile, to combat a cannabis shortage, Grindah and Beats decide to grow their own, using the salon's tanning beds though it is a slow process and they are glad when another supplier turns up - even if he is not Jamaican as expected.

Chabuddy is set to open his new club, the grandly named Champagne Steam Rooms and the Kurupt FM boys spend the day distributing fliers though they are as unsuccessful as Beats' fishing trip with Craig and Steves ends up posting his share in a pillar box. Clearly a new approach is need. Michelle meanwhile is under pressure from her friends at the salon to prove that Grindah has proposed to her.

Michelle is thrilled to be taken on permanently at the salon but Grindah is more concerned with Kurupt FM's appearance at Chabuddy's club. The opening night is a success, with Grindah getting high on some dodgy pills and proposing to Michelle, inspiring Beats to do the same with girlfriend Roche. Next morning memories are hazy though Chabuddy is delighted, not only that the evening went well but that he actually pulled.