People Just Do Nothing

- Season 1

(2014)

Neighbours are complaining about the noise being made by the radio station so, in order to preserve its anonymity, the DJs enlist the aid of local Internet café tycoon Chabuddy G, who agrees to help in return for free publicity from the station. Unfortunately the solution help he can offer is to use dozens and dozens of egg boxes as sound proofing.

It is Grindah and Michelle's little daughter Angel's fifth birthday but in order to throw a good - cut-price - party Grindah trusts to Chabuddy G whose party pack is decidedly for adults with balloons which are actually condoms and chocolate willies which have to be disguised as bunnies plus a clown, who is really a male stripper and gets stuck in the lift. To please girlfriend Michelle Beats goes for a job interview at tie shop Tie One but turns the interview into a commercial for the radio station and fails to get the job.

Grindah decides on a phone-in competition, the lucky winner to be personally given a bottle of cheap perfume supplied by Chabuddy, though the presentation does not go according to plan and the recipient is far from impressed by his reward. Chabuddy plays host when his Polish wife Aldona welcomes her brother from Poland and tries to fit in even though they speak Polish all the time and somewhat mysteriously lock him out of the cabin, having sent him out for drinks - which suggests that they might be more than siblings.

Desperate to publicize the station Grindah gets Chabuddy to design a website for him - which involves saucy pictures of Chabuddy's wife - in return for which Chabuddy is allowed airtime for his own music, which does not meet with the station's approval. Beats agrees to DJ at a wedding, ostensibly to get cash for the station but actually to mend Rache's washing machine whilst Steves, the station's lodger, tries unsuccessfully to rob the Job Centre and Michelle is so bored now that Angel has started school she rearranges all the flat's furniture.