Nostalgia Critic

- Season 4

(2011)

For the first installment of 'Sequel Month', the Critic reviews The NeverEnding Story III. Terrible practical effects, a horrible script and even worse acting makes NeverEnding Story II look like the original.

In the second review for "Sequel Month", The Nostalgia Critic tries to re-unite with The Nostalgia Chick to review the direct-to-video sequel. She refuses and so he must go it alone finding out that it is actually worse than the first film.

The Nostalgia Critic rants and swears on The Secret of NIMH 2 angrily reviews, complains about the movie, makes fun of the plot holes with Timmy being the hero and how it ruined the first Secret of NIMH movie.

The Nostalgia Critic reviews 1986's Care Bears movie - A New Generation.

The Nostalgia Critic reviews 2000's Dungeons and Dragons movie.

the Nostalgia Critic counts down the top 11 dumbest moments in the Spiderman movie trilogy directed by Sam Raimi.

The Nostalgia Critic reviews the worst of the Jurassic Park series in 1997's The Lost World.

It's another trip down memory lane as the Critic reviews more nostalgic commercials where he takes aim at 1-900 hotline numbers and sees some inappropriately-named products.

While the Critic is a big fan of the Inspector Gadget cartoon, he downright loathes this live-action effort, or lack thereof. Terrible acting, horrible editing, abysmal writing, and nothing to do with the cartoon.

In this installment of "Old vs. New," the Critic compares the original 1984 classic film, "The Karate Kid" with its 2010 remake.

The Nostalgia Critic reviews the Stephen King Miniseries The Langoliers

The Nostalgia Critic reviews this to the Extreme.

The Nostalgia Critic tackles one of the worst kid's films of the late 1990s, "Baby Geniuses."

A Raiders of the Story Arc for the X-Men cartoon.

The Nostalgia Critic reviews The Magic Voyage.

The Nostalgia Critic reviews the Dennis Rodman and Van Damme action movie Double Team.

The Critic examines the worst examples of those with too few positive characteristics to counter (but negative ones to heighten) the basic fact that they ultimately exist to be bailed out of trouble - over and over...

The Nostalgia Critic reviews 1987's Jaws 4-The Revenge.

The Nostalgia Critic reviews Gordy (1994) of which is similar to Babe (1995).

The Critic is horrified to learn about the existence of another animated Titanic film, which is La leggenda del Titanic (1999), and finds it to be even worse than Titanic - La leggenda continua (2000).

The Critic reviews a third batch of nostalgic commercials that includes a risqué Ghostbusters toy commercial and we also find out whatever became of Zack, the self-proclaimed Lego Maniac.

Michael Crawford as a badger? Oh this has GOT to be an instant classic. The NC reviews 1993's Once Upon a Forest.

The Nostalgia Critic reviews the 1989 animated cult film; Little Nemo.

With the recent remake out on DVD, see which film holds up as the better Western.

The Nostalgia Critic summons all his Channel Awesome "buddies" to embark with him on a quest to uncover an ancient treasure. So they dress up as various fantasy characters and set off in two separate paths. Meanwhile, a mysterious man wearing all black seems to be watching them.

Part II finds the Nostalgia Critic's team pitted against a flamboyant cat puppet appropriately named Cat and its irate puppeteer, while Spoony's team come across three mysterious cloaked figures called The Cloaks.

In Part III, The Nostalgia Critic's team comes across a chair sitting in the road, which the Critic promptly calls dibs on and sits. As he relaxes in the suspicious chair, the Critic reveals a little more than everyone else cared to know, while the others battle the Cloaks on the battlefield (playground).

Part IV finds The Nostalgia Critic's team against the sweet yet sinister Witch Warrior, while the others lose their map and get directions from The Gatecleaner. In the process, they come across the Cloaks again and Film Brain is captured.

In Part V, The Nostalgia Critic's team finally uncovers Chuck Jaffers, who reveals even more about the lost gauntlet, and they all wonder if this quest was even worth the bother; Film Brain is recovered, while Malachite closes in on our heroes.

Both teams finally find a lead on Malachite's gauntlet, only to find out it was buried right back where they started. The Nostalgia Critic's team discover what appears to be the gauntlet, only to find themselves surrounded by the Cloaks, Chuck Jaffers, Cat and the Witch Warrior. Thankfully the other team arrives in time and they all engage in an epic, hilarious joust.

In the final chapter of "Suburban Knights", our heroes get their asses handed to them by the all-powerful Malachite. Only one who is pure of heart can help them now. Will he do it? Will Malachite obliterate all our favorite Internet reviewers?

Chester A. Bum takes the Critic to court after he accuses the Critic of ripping off his review of the latest Transformers film: "Dark of the Moon."

Do you find a romantic comedy about kids picking up a prostitute and reveling in creepy awkwardness amusing? Well the Critic doesn't and proves it with his review of the creepy and awkward romantic comedy "Milk Money."

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The Critic looks at the decline of Burt Reynolds' movie career, and how starring in a family action buddy-cop comedy opposite a little boy did not help it in the slightest.

The Critic counts down his top 11 favorite moments from the 90's Batman animated series.

The Critic checks out the worst thing to happen to Alaska since Sarah Palin: the movie, Alaska. The film's mean-spiritedness turns the Critic off as he doesn't gravitate toward the characters or the situation. He feels the movie takes place in Hell after it froze over.

The Critic takes an amateurish approach to Let's Plays by reviewing Bart's Nightmare.

Following his Let's Play of Bart's Nightmare, The Nostalgia Critic has come under scrutiny from his "adoring" fans who have had him incarcerated in an Internet state penitentiary. In attempt to regain his fan base, The Critic agrees to do a positive review for "James and the Giant Peach", despite actually disliking the film, and is held at gun point under the threat of being shot if he dares point out any flaws. He goes on to ridicule the song lyrics, the questionable disappearance of James' parents via a wild rhino, and many other story elements that are never really...

The Critic's joy at realizing that he is going to review the Avengers movie based on the Marvel Comic superheroes turns to disappointment when he finds out that the Avengers movie is actually the unrelated yet notoriously bad 1998 film.

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Why do Stephen King Mini-Series bring us so much joy?

The Nostalgia Critic reviews a bad remake of one of his favorite movies, The Haunting. As he reviews it, he picks apart the story, complains about Owen Wilson's character stating the painfully obvious, and he gawks at the incredibly sexy Catherine Zeta Jones.

The Critic takes a look at the horrible sequel to the 1999 found-footage smash hit, The Blair Witch Project. He likes the original, but finds the sequel incoherent, horribly acted, badly edited and dreadfully acted.

Wrapping up Nostalgia-Ween with one of the strangest sequels ever. It's time for the Exorcist II - The Heretic.

The Critic reviews "Doug's 1st Movie," a movie based on a cartoon that tormented him during his youth.

Before you see The Immortals, take a look at what the director made long, long before. It's The Cell.

Take a look at the origins of the hit cartoon.

By popular demand from his viewers, the Critic takes on one of the worst animated movies he's ever had to review: "Felix the Cat: The Movie."

It's an all-star musical sensation as the Nostalgia Critic teams up with Nostalgia Chick and Brentalfloss to review the 2001 musical Moulin Rouge.

Keanu Reeves and Drew Barrymore? Yay. 1986? Nay.

The Critic reviews The Grinch in light of the holiday season, but it's a movie he despises for some reason. Flamboyant, loud, and made to annoy, yet how does it bring the people such joy? In a Seuss-style critique, the Critic prepares to tear into The Grinch, the movie of the week.

The Critic and Phelous team up to review an unlikely Christmas movie: The first Child's Play movie.