Nostalgia Critic

- Season 2

(2009)

The Critic declares January Nickelodeon Month and reviews some of the channel's first original animated series.

The Critic continues Nickelodeon month with a look at You Can't Do That on Television, Clarissa Explains it All, Hey Dude, and Salute Your Shorts, each of which he finds mostly bland but harmless. He wishes there was a kids show that was innovative and funny...and then, to his joy, he remembers Pete and Pete.

The Critic continues Nick Month with a look at the Snick lineup, including Roundhouse, Are You Afraid of the Dark?, All That, Prometheus and Bob, Action League Now!, and Kenan & Kel.

The Critic wraps up Nickelodeon month with a look into the realms of torturous insanity that is Good Burger.

The Critic starts to review FernGully, but the Nostalgia Chick claims she was going to first.

The Critic tries knocking himself unconscious to forget "A Kid in King Arthur's Court".

The Critic reviews a movie so bad it made him lose his voice: The Good Son.

The Critic reviews the two cartoons based on the Sonic series, each of which gets a very different reaction out of him.

The Critic looks back at some of the weird stuff our childhood entertainment subjected us to.

The Critic is appalled by the scientific inaccuracies of the movie Twister.

The Critic has finally found a movie with no redeeming value whatsoever: The Garbage Pail Kids Movie.

The Critic notes the start of Don Bluth's decline with Rock-A-Doodle.

The Critic reviews Titanic: The Legend Goes On, an Italian-animated movie that not only rips off James Cameron's movie and every animated movie ever made, it also includes the horrors of the Rapping Dog.

The Critic looks at how a movie meant to inspire reading can be uninteresting by reviewing one that he's completely forgotten.

For April Fools Day, Chester sits in for the Critic to review the greatest movie he's ever seen in his life.

The Critic looks at the cinematic manifestation of Michael Jackson's ego, and finds it all stupid...except for the awesome Smooth Criminal music video.

The Critic loves the Superman movies...well, two of them...but has to admit they have their fair share of stupidity.

The Critic gives into the pressure and reviews the latest Ninja Turtles movie.

After apologizing for his comments about Mako, the Critic looks at Schwarzenegger's personal favorite punchline, Red Sonja.

It's the one-year anniversary of ThatGuyWithTheGlasses.com, and the Critic and Nerd are at it again...and this time they've brought reinforcements.

The Critic reviews the Short Circuit movies, which he admits he likes despite their eighties cheese.

The Critic compares two of his favorite movies: Tim Burton's Batman, and Christopher Nolan's The Dark Knight.

The Critic looks at the series premiere and finale of Full House, and makes a shocking discovery about the Olsen Twins.

The Critic reviews Rob Reiner's biggest failure, North, a movie that Roger Ebert "hate, hate, hated!"

The Critic and the Nerd put aside their differences and unite over their love of the Ninja Turtles to review the lowest point in the Turtles' popularity: Their rock concert tour.

The Critic attacks the cult of Chuck Norris, as well as Norris' biggest vanity project, Sidekicks.

The Critic does another positive review, this time of Disney's Gargoyles animated series.

The Critic returns to the style of his pilot episode with his review of the "adequately satisfying" Transformers 2.

The Critic returns to the depths of Shaq's acting with this DC Comic adaptation.

The Critic counts down the most memorable cereal mascots...except for The Flintstones.

The Critic reviews a Pamela Anderson vehicle that has a vaguely familiar plot.

The Critic compares Ralph Bakshi and Peter Jackson's adaptations of JRR Tolkien's classic.

The Critic reviews Schwarzenegger and John McTiernan's attempt at self-parody, finding it odd that a movie based on the difference between "the real world" and "the movie world" has such an unrealistic "real world".

The Critic reviews yet another Nintendo cash-in, the animated series about a boy who meets a bunch of characters who barely resemble the games they're based on.

Raoul Puke, father of Fozzie Journalism, sits in for the Critic and reviews this drug trip of a movie.

The Critic takes on the dull Warriors of Virtue, which he only enjoys due to the over-the-top villain.

The Critic reviews one of the movie adaptations of Captain America and introduces the concept of the "Psyche-Hitler".

Douchey McNitpick, the Critic's most annoying fan, points out mistakes from previous episodes.

The Critic finally gives in and checks out a film by Uwe Boll, which leaves him quite literally speechless. He takes comfort that he's in no condition to review the movie...but Spoony and Linkara have his back.

The Critic teaches a class on "Bland Shit 101", using Disney's Blank Check as the curriculum.

The Critic compares adaptations of Roald Dahl's "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory". He may be a bit biased, as he doesn't tend to care for Tim Burton's re-imaginings.

The Critic is almost paralyzed with laughter as he begins to review the whitest movie of all time, Cool as Ice.

The Critic looks at Hulk Hogan's uninspired sci-fi comedy Suburban Commando, which provides a very quotable line courtesy of Christopher Lloyd: "I was FRO-zen to-day!"

The Critic observes Mr. Miyagi's inexplicable changes in character in The Next Karate Kid.

Tired of being the "friendly" ghost, Casper decides to haunt the Critic on Halloween by subjecting him to his first live-action feature...but the Critic is ready to fight back.

Linkara tries to take over the show, but the Critic steps in angrily and makes them review the movie together...which he instantly regrets upon realizing the movie is Superman IV.

The Critic looks at a stupid Michael Crichton adaptation that is only salvaged by the brief appearances of Bruce Campbell and Ernie Hudson.

The Critic pays homage to HIS favorite critics, Gene Siskel and Roger Ebert.

The Critic looks at one of his favorite guilty pleasures, Judge Dredd.

The Critic reviews another horrible comic book movie and notes how many starving children could have been saved with the film's budget.

The Critic reviews the stupid Michael Keaton holiday family comedy Jack Frost, wishing instead that the movie was about a chained-up Superman wearing Batman's mask.

The Critic tries to refrain from gay jokes as he watches He-Man and She-Ra share a holiday.

After counting down his twelve favorite Christmas specials the year before, the Critic returns with the next eleven on his list.

The Critic reviews the worst holiday special of all time. The previously unreleased, cult fan-based Star Wars Holiday Special.

The Critic looks at another guilty pleasure of his, filled with stupid humor, obnoxious characters...and the best Santa Claus he's ever seen.