Duckman: Private Dick/Family Man

- Season 2

(1995)

While trying to pinch a woman's behind, Duckman is inadvertently saves the President's life and becomes a media sensation. He produces a live-action TV movie for USA Network based on his life. With live-action guest appearance by Charles Shaughnessy as the movie "Duckman", Tasia Valenza as "Bernice" and Gregg Berger (voice of animated Cornfed) as "Cornfed" - the movie insults Duckman's entire family and abruptly ends his 15 minutes of fame.

When a billionaire media magnate asks Bernice to marry him, Duckman suspects he's either crazy ... or up to no good.

When Duckman and Cornfed go undercover at a celebrity detox center to solve a murder, Duckman discovers he's got the most addictive personality of all.

After Duckman's family's car breaks down in King Chicken's hometown, Duckman is put on trial for making a claim that the egg came before the chicken.

Duckman and Cornfed are hired to find a beautiful woman, America, but discover the country instead.

After a meeting with a new age guru, Duckman sees his mother's reincarnated form as a germ. Fearing for his own future karma, he begins to lavish his children with much unneeded attention.

After a visit from someone claiming to be his illegitimate son from during the war, Cornfed returns to Vietnam to find his mother. Along the way, Duckman relays his own war stories.

A slimy agent discovers Ajax's hidden talent for poetry and lands him a lucrative job with a greeting card company - which immediately subjects Ajax's work to market research tripping away its uniqueness. Laurie Metcalf and Ed Begley, Jr. are guest voices.

Duckman is kidnapped by a psychopath who forces him to watch clips from past episodes of the series.