Where the Bears Are

- Season 3

(2014)

In the third season opener, Wood (Joe Dietl) is hired to shoot a reunion calendar for Chunk Studios where he worked as a porn star in the nineties and is reunited with an old flame (Chuck Saculla). Meanwhile, Todd is approached by a lecherous talent scout and a young male model with a taste for older daddies sets his sights on Nelson.

As the Bears settle into their new house, Reggie (Rick Copp) has to break the news to Nelson that he may be starring as the host of a new true crime reality TV show and also finds his first major story to cover when word gets out about the grisly murder of Chunk Studios cover boy Cody Summers.

Reggie and Wood hit a roadblock at the local precinct when Detectives Winters and Martinez refuse to help them with their investigation of the Cody Summers murder. Meanwhile, Nelson finds inspiration for his audition as a small town southern sheriff in a low budget horror movie from the Detectives' tough talking grizzled boss Captain Frank Coley (Tim Hooper).

While searching for clues in the Cody Summers murder, the Bears are surprised to discover Susie Collins (Loretta Fox) has been reinstated as the County Coroner after a multi-million dollar lawsuit and has used some of her settlement money to splurge on breast implants and a hunky new lab assistant named Big Ben (Piankhi Iknation). Meanwhile, Nelson (Ben Zook) is determined to get a glimpse of an actual dead body in the morgue in preparation for his upcoming horror movie audition.

Wood (Joe Dietl) makes an appointment as a patient at his ex-boyfriend Austin Walker's chiropractor office in order to keep him distracted while Reggie and Todd comb the place for evidence linking him to the Cody Summers murder. Meanwhile, Nelson anxiously awaits word on whether he got the potentially career changing role of the small town sheriff in the low budget indie horror movie.

The Bears don cowboy hats to blend in with the crowd at a country western bar in the valley where the Chunk models hang out in order to find out who may have had a motive to off Cody Summers. Meanwhile, Wood works to win back Austin's trust, Reggie clashes with rival news reporter Ronnie Bishop and Todd is threatened by Buzz's obvious attraction to Nelson.

Detectives Winters and Martinez are feeling intense pressure from their boss to solve the Chunk model serial murder case and fast before the Bears so they pull out all the stops in order to tag team Wood (Joe Dietl) and distract him so they can search the Bears' house for clues that may have turned up in their own investigation.

The Bears visit a psychiatric facility in order to interrogate their old nemesis Cyril (Scott Beauchemin), who is surprisingly happy to see them and anxious to help profile the elusive serial killer targeting Chunk models but a miscommunication results in Nelson (Ben Zook) winding up alone with the insane murderer who tried to stop his heart with a giant needle.

Todd (Ian Parks) interviews with sleazy talent scout Billy DeWitt (Alec Ledd) to be a Chunk model so the Bears have someone on the inside to poke around for clues, but Nelson, posing as annoying over the top manager Teddy Rose, nearly destroys his chances of getting hired. Meanwhile, Reggie and Wood interrupt a porn shoot in order to question one of the stars who was linked to the victims and may have a piece of valuable information.

Wood (Joe Dietl) dons a pair of glasses that double as a video recording device and dines with the flamboyant owner of Chunk Studios Malcolm Lee at his home in the Silverlake hills hoping to get him to confess to the killings on camera. Meanwhile, Reggie monitors the date from a parked car outside with his newly hired assistant George Ridgemont (George Sebastian) who is burning up with jealousy over the amorous Lee's efforts to lure Wood into his bedroom.

Nelson's excitement over his first starring role in a low budget feature film playing a small town southern sheriff investigating a series of grisly murders is dampened by the arrival of his bitter acting rival Dickie Calloway (Tuc Watkins) who has been cast as his deputy and makes it his personal mission to sabotage Nelson in front of the camera every chance he gets.

Nelson (Ben Zook) is too busy dealing with Dickie Calloway's shenanigans to notice that someone has knocked out the actor playing the killer in the movie and taken his place. Meanwhile, Todd reaches his breaking point over Buzz's blatant flirting with Nelson and Reggie confronts a hot sexy private investigator who has been tailing the Bears.

As Nelson (Ben Zook) recovers from an on-set injury in a nearby hospital, he is distracted by worries that the producers of the horror movie might replace him and an unsolicited kiss from his admirer Buzz (Geoffrey Kennedy) and is completely unaware that the masked killer is lurking in the deserted halls of the hospital ready to strike again at any moment.

After hitting a dead end in his Chunk model murder investigation, Reggie fears his true crime reality TV show is in jeopardy of being canceled before it even airs. Meanwhile, Todd discovers that Buzz kissed Nelson while he was recuperating in the hospital which puts a strain on their relationship.

Todd (Ian Parks) goes deeper undercover at Chunk Studios by modeling for a photo shoot for the acerbic and now number one suspect photographer Carla Cassidy. Meanwhile, Reggie fights his attraction to muscle stud private eye Mickey Swift (Adam Ridge) fearing he might share crucial information that will give the hot Australian a leg up in the race to solve the case.

The Bears race to Chunk Studios in an effort to rescue Todd (Ian Parks) who may have fallen into the clutches of a psychotic mad man.

The Bears race to Chunk Studios in an effort to rescue Todd (Ian Parks) who may have fallen into the clutches of a psychotic mad man.

As the Bears frantically search Chunk Studios for a missing Todd, Wood remembers a sex dungeon in the basement where the killer might be hiding him unaware that they're walking into a trap when the lights and a psychotic murderer wearing night vision goggles starts hunting bears.

After rescuing Todd from a deranged mad man, the Bears decide to celebrate with a vacation when Wood's new love interest Austin Walker (Chuck Saculla) shows up with news that Chunk Studios is flying them all to Melbourne, Australia for the launch of the reunion calendar, but Reggie is not completely convinced the case is closed.

On board a Dingo Air flight to Melbourne, Australia, Wood gets a tour of the cockpit, Todd confides to Nelson he has a fear of flying and Reggie gets a call from Detective Winters only to learn the case is far from wrapped up and there is still a killer on the loose.

A drunken Reggie starts questioning suspects on board the plane determined to find the killer among them while Wood uses his Acute Ass Recognition to help identify the real killer.

the Bears confront a psychotic killer at forty thousand feet while grappling with the fact that the pilots have been poisoned and there is no one flying the plane.

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