Time Gentlemen Please

- Season 1

(2000)

An Australian woman, Janet, enters the pub and the Guv gives her a job.

The Guv is horrified when Miss Jackson, the manager of the brewery, plans to have a gay themed evening at the pub.

It's Terry's 45th birthday and he plans to drink forty five pints of beer to celebrate the occasion.

The pub is wrecked by a teenage hooligan, and unfortunately for the Guv he happens to be the nephew of a rival landlord.

The Guv receives a notification that he has been put up for nomination for Grand Order of the Barstewards.

It's been a year and the Guv finally has a date.

The Guv's reluctantly having some work done on his beer garden but it soon comes to a halt when human remains are found.

Janet becomes jealous when Steve falls for a French archaeologist.

It's an emotional day for the Guv - it's bonfire night and also his son's birthday.

Guv's got a new sign for the pub which states Free Drinks For People Over 80 but with the words - When Accompanied By Their Parents - written much smaller underneath. However, it soon backfires after an argument with the old man.

Vicky makes a visit to the pub and soon starts acting very strangely.

The pub's selected to take part in the TV pub quiz Fact Hunt but unfortunately for the Guv and his team they are up against their rivals from the Queen Of Hearts.

The Guv is far from happy when the venue is selected as the first place outside the Irish Republic to test a new stout.

The Guv visits Tony Harris in hospital with chaotic results.

It's just another normal day at the pub. The Guv and his regulars are oblivious to the fact that a drug dealer is using the place for business, while the police have it under surveillance.

It's Christmas and Guv's mum has come to visit after a fire at the home.

It's New Years Eve and the Guv has lost all of his usual customers to his rival Greg Thompson who's promised a special guest at the Queen Of Hearts.

The Guv's favourite class mate from the academy arrives at the pub for a reunion but some suspect it isn't actually him.

Janet suspects that something has seriously upset Vicky and before long a secret is revealed.

It's 3am, it's pouring with rain, and Terry turns up on the Guv's doorstep wanting to have a meaningful chat about life and beer.

Terry makes a move on Lesley while Janet's "last boyfriend" turns up from Australia, and Vicky's dad wants to know who the father of her child is.

Vicky's wedding to Terry is approaching and she isn't looking forward to it but her dad's assigned a minder to accompany her to make sure it goes ahead and she's married before giving birth.