The Telegoons

- Season 2

(1964)

Britain's Scradge expedition seeks new deposits in Egypt before all the boots in Britain explode.

Determined to catch the Booted Gorilla, Ned Seagoon sets a trap in the form of Henry Crun's shoe repair shop.

Determined to play his saxophone on the highest mountain peak in the world and win £10,000, Ned Seagoon attempts to conquer Mount Fred - a mountain higher than Mount Everest, but underwater.

Inspector Ned Seagoon investigates a reign of terror in Bexhill-on-Sea.

How Dartmoor prison was sunk in a sea battle with the French Chateau d'If.

A mysterious disease (the dreaded Lurgi) invades Britain.

Ned Seagoon, British naval commander, succeeds in blowing up his own ship.

Professor Ned Seagoon fits rockets to one of London's most famous monuments and launches it into space.

Military Intelligence orders Ned Seagoon to mine the boots of the Hungarian football team.

The Eiffel Tower is really a replica, thanks to Neddie Toulouse, who set fire to the original.

Ned Seagoon wins a government contract to dig a new trans-Africa canal.

In a South American republic a lone banana tree stands in the grounds of the British Embassy.

Lord Seagoon tries to escape the dreaded Nadger plague, only to end up as an 8-day chiming clock on a mantle piece.

The struggle at Fort Knight in the foothills of Wadi-El-Yu-Want, where the defenders have ample food, but nothing to cook it on.

Fred Fu-Manchu becomes undisputed world saxophone champion.