The Surreal Life

- Season 5

(2005)

The Surreal Life Gang are greeted by Surreal Security Guard, Andy Dick and his 3 legged security dog named "Lucky". A meltdown soon happens as the gang can't deal with each other from the get-go.

The Surreal Gang start off the day with a Jose Canseco's Book Signing. Then it's off to the bowling alleys to compete for charity against a "special" team of mentally challenged professional bowlers called "The Sunshine Strikers".

The Gang perform the 1st ever "Surreal Life Burlesque Revue" at The Highlands night club. It's "The Westward Ho's vs. "America the Bootyful". Their mentor is 2002 Miss Exotic World, Kitten DeVille.

The cast heads off to a Battered Women's Shelter to build a new backyard.

The Lifers go to the desert to learn to ride dirt bikes with their own cast member, Carey Hart, showing them how. Caprice has a Secret Lingerie Show at the house. 'Pepa' gets a surprise visit from Deidre 'Spinderella' Roper.

The Surreal Lifers go to Las Vegas to take on "The Dead Ringers" ,a group of celebrity impersonators, in a softball challenge. The Ringer's have a Jose Canseco look-a-like. Real life Las Vegas Softball Coach, Daryl Miller,umpires the game.

For their second eventful day in swinging Las Vegas, the celebs participate in a SURVIVOR-style pool game called the "Vegas Castaway Challenge," hosted by TIM STACK playing a poor man's Jeff Probst!

The Surreal Lifers learn that today is Press Day - reporters and photographers from various media will be visiting the mansion for interviews and photo shoots.

As Omarosa packs to leave the house, Janice defends her actions, saying it was a joke and Omarosa is faking it again and trying to get camera time.

Still reeling from last night's drama, the cast goes about their morning rituals, while Omarosa and Janice manage to keep away from each other.

The cast heads out to a golf course for the day, and Janice acts out again.

The final morning starts off with an unexpected apology in the bathroom from Omarosa to Janice; "Do you forgive me?" Janice responds with a curt "Yes," and the two women hug.