The Danny & Mick Show

- Season 1

(2019)

Danny and Mick's boss, Joy, has had her office redecorated and has asked the brothers to put everything back in her office. As always, Danny and Mick get distracted and don't get the job done. Joy finds them messing about which causes Danny to accidentally spill a smoothie on her new wallpaper. Joy is unaware, so Danny and Mick need to secretly sort out the problem before she finds out. Danny and Mick don't do anything easily and ending up in a lot of mess with a lot of wallpaper paste.

Pop sensation Zoe Now (Nadine Coyle) is coming to officially open Pottsfield leisure centre's new reception. Joy tasks Danny and Mick with looking after the star guest but get in a tangle with the opening ribbon. Zoe Now arrives but Danny's attempts at hospitality leave her without a voice - minutes before she's due to sing. With the aid of a cap and wig from lost property, lots of smoke and a backing track, Danny reckons nobody will spot the difference if he takes her place. Mick plays Zoe's hit song over the PA for Danny to mime to, but he gets too in the moment and...

Joy wants to open a luxury spa centre at Pottsfield, and Danny's done every single job on the list, correction, on one side of the list. With influential vlogger Luke Cutforth coming to be the spa's first guest, Danny and Mick have to race to put together a luxury spa treatment from whatever they can find - not to mention finding a world class Swedish massage expert - Mick.

Lance is a ping pong whizz, he always aces the annual Pottsfield Ping Pong competition. This year Danny's determined to teach him a thing or two and has stayed up all night watching online tutorials. Now he can't keep his eyes open long enough to play. Lance smells victory, Mick smells trouble. Mick is determined to find Danny somewhere to get a nap. However, with Joy on the prowl and Lance making things difficult it looks like Danny may never lift that trophy.

Danny and Mick's dad Clive has turned up with his latest in a long line of 'sure-fire' money making schemes: washing customers' cars in the car park while they use the leisure centre. The boys are happy to help and are soon scrubbing away, but when Joy finds out and demands a free wash, the boys clean her beloved old banger so hard it falls to bits. Don't worry lads, Clive knows how to fix this - or at least replace one problem with a much bigger problem. Yeah, thanks dad.

The leisure centre is hosting a roller disco later that afternoon and Joy tells Danny and Mick if they want to be at the disco they need to finish every job on her list first. Danny spots a way to get some skating practice in and finish the jobs in double quick time - by doing all their work on wheels. Unfortunately, when a runaway Danny crashes through the disco it looks like the whole thing might be off. Can Mick save the day?

The centre needs to be decorated for a wedding later today, but Danny's more interested in his new invention - which unfortunately blows through every toilet roll in the centre. When Mick distracts him mid-order, he accidentally requests 10,000 toilet rolls instead of 100 by express delivery, and they arrive in a whole mountain of boxes. Fearing Joy's reaction, the boys decide to hide the loo rolls.

Danny is convinced it's Joy's birthday and ropes Mick and Naomi into his plan to create a surprise party. Mick's in charge of decorations, Naomi's in charge of the cake, Danny's in charge of making sure Joy doesn't suspect a thing. What can go wrong? Everything - it's Danny and Mick. Soon it's time to spring the surprise - will Joy be thrilled, annoyed or simply confused? Hint: It's all three.

Naomi has asked for a raise, Joy's advised her to take some time off to think about it, which is why Danny and Mick are in charge of the cafe. They've just about got the hang of it when a new automated smoothie maker arrives. The machine is supposed to make life easier, but that's not how Danny and Mick see it. Soon smoothies are flying, and everyone is left with egg on their face. And strawberry. And a bit of banana.

All the Pottsfield Leisure Centre staff are raising money for Comic Relief. Danny and Lance, as always, turn it into a competition to see which of them can raise the most money. But between Danny's disastrously defective charity calendar, and Mick's frankly frightening fancy dress, the brothers only succeed in driving the totaliser lower than when they started. It's going to take everybody putting aside their rivalries and working together as a team to turn this situation around. That, and a lot of soggy sponges.