Smosh

- Season 16

(2020)

Get ready to spend your whole paycheck on groceries. This is EVERY WHOLE FOODS EVER.

You hear that? That's the sound of your server preparing to sing "Happy Birthday" for the 17th time tonight. This is EVERY WAITER EVER.

Is your love life in dire need of a makeover? Don't worry, Bryce Chryson and Briana Boho are here to teach you how to flirt.

I hope you're ready to spend the next ten hours of your life here. This is EVERY DMV EVER.

We've met them, we've lived with them, we've been them. This is EVERY ANNOYING PERSON EVER.

"I don't need a day to remind me of how alone I am." - That Person Who HATES Valentine's Day

Here's your receipt with fifty coupons you'll literally never use. This is EVERY CVS EVER.

What would life be like if Instagram were real?

Today Damien surprises his best friend Shayne with something he's always wanted- a new set of wheels.

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When your friend wants to vent but you don't have the emotional capacity to handle the burden that is their emotional baggage in addition to your own.

Go for the Swedish meatballs and sleek-Scandinavian style, leave with a broken relationship and a piece of furniture that will take three years to put together. This is EVERY IKEA EVER.

Let's hope this makes it to the For You page. This is EVERY TIKTOK EVER.

Keep calm and wash your hands. This is EVERY QUARANTINE EVER.

Just because you're stuck inside, doesn't mean you can't have fun. Here's how to have an epic spring break- QUARANTINE EDITION.

From shaking trees as cardio to catching bugs as a profession, life would be pretty strange if Animal Crossing were real.

Ah yes, the four food groups: mystery meat, milk, apples, and a single slice of iceberg lettuce. This is EVERY SCHOOL CAFETERIA EVER.

Thought Joe Exotic was a lot to deal with? You haven't heard the grueling tale of Joe Platonic, the Tigger King, and his hundred-acre rival Carol Baskets.

Prepare to cringe. This is EVERY AWKWARD MOMENT EVER.

But, do we still have to ask for permission to go to the bathroom? This EVERY ONLINE CLASS EVER.

Jordan Schwartz, aka The Most Annoying Kid, has been through a lot. But, can he survive quarantine?

9:00am? Guess it's time for my lunch break. This is EVERY WORK FROM HOME EVER.

Ever wondered what it would be like if Smosh hosted the news? Wonder no more. We're filling you in on some of last week's news highlights, from David Dobrik's generous giveaway, to Mr. Beast ignoring us. Again.

Yes, I grabbed thirty white paint swatches, and yes- they're all different. This is EVERY HOME DEPOT EVER.

Who's going to make it to level 5 in this EXTREME spicy noodle challenge?

That classic valedictorian speech about "the great unknown" hits different during a pandemic. This is EVERY QUARANTINE GRADUATION EVER.

Infamous internet legends Bryce Chryson and Dam Dameron are going to teach you everything you need to know about going viral.

Five more minutes, please. This is EVERY MORNING ROUTINE EVER.

If you've got a pile of dishes in your room, a lack of volume control, and issues with boundaries, it's likely you're the world's most annoying roommate.

Guess it's time for another movie night - alone. This is EVERY SINGLE PERSON EVER.

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It's time to treat yo'self. This is EVERY SELF CARE DAY EVER.

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...And that's enough social interaction for today. This is EVERY INTROVERT EVER.

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I bet you didn't know these ASMR YouTubers secretly hate each other. This notably quiet community's drama is now on full blast.

When you need a burger at 2am, you know who to call. This is EVERY POSTMATES EVER.

Social media expert Dan Media is here to breakdown the secret Instagram rules that everyone should be following.

Whether you're a bowl or a plate person, you're definitely going to want an eggroll with that. This is EVERY PANDA EXPRESS EVER.

We follow a day in the life of Smosh's most elusive crew member- Tim from IT.

Whether you're gluten free, Keto, Paleo, or fasting- there's a good chance you're probably hungry right now. This is EVERY DIET EVER.

The news show no one asked for is back. We're filling you in on some news highlights of the last week, from the announcement of Kanye's presidential campaign to why you should definitely be wearing a mask.

Fingers crossed you won't get caught sneaking into work late today. This is EVERY BOSS EVER.

Wondering what your first hookup after quarantine will be like? It'll probably look a little something like this.

You ever hop into your evening match and suddenly the sun's rising? This is EVERY ONLINE GAMER EVER.

Whether you're single or in a relationship, you probably think the grass is greener on the other side.

Want some coffee with that sugar? This is EVERY DUNKIN' DONUTS EVER.

Ever wonder what happens when your favorite meme dies? We attended a meme funeral to find out.

Let me guess, you want to speak to the manager? This is EVERY KAREN EVER.

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Because fast food needed to be even MORE convenient. This is EVERY DRIVE THRU EVER.

Welcome to Meme Academy, where your teachers Courtney and Olivia are breaking down how the Area 51 meme led to an actual, real life, government raid in 2019.

Who's bringing the potato salad? This is EVERY BARBECUE EVER.

We saw an iconic Chuck E Cheese training video from the '90s and decided to make it funny.

Welcome to Smosh of Love, or, what may just be the worst speed dating show on the internet. Can we help a lucky single find love? Probably not, but let's try anyway.

It seems like everyone has a dating show these days, so here's ours.

Home School life vs Public School life- honestly looking pretty similar in 2020, right?

People who workout once be like.

We're still going to Denny's after this right? This is EVERY THEATER KID EVER.

We all know that one guy who dishes it, but can't take it. It's me, I'm that guy.

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We're skateboarding, but without skateboards. Prepare your eyes for some epic greatness.

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If we fought our significant others the same way we passive aggressively fight our co-workers over email, it probably would look a little something like this.

When you're here, you're family. This is EVERY OLIVE GARDEN EVER.

We all have that one friend who's a conspiracy theorist. What would happen if - they were right all along?

Billionaires be like, "I started with nothing but the $200 million dollars I inherited from my great-great-grandfather!" This is EVERY BILLIONAIRE EVER.

When you hook up with a Fall Guys character, it may just go like this.

"No, but like, where are you really from?" This is EVERY WHITE FRIEND EVER.

Welcome back to the Gosh Darn F*cking News where we're recapping the wild ride that was September- from schools insisting on in-person learning, to the glorious rescue of our one true love, TikTok.

Come for the cheap wings, stay for the potential hearing loss. This is EVERY BUFFALO WILD WINGS EVER.

We caught your favorite influencers partying without masks on during a global pandemic, so we're sending them to internet detention.

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Jordan Schwarz aka The Most Annoying Kid is back at it again, annoyingly attempting to make his TikTok account blow up by joining one of the best new creator houses.

When you can't tell if someone is avoiding you or practicing safe social distancing guidelines. This is EVERY HIGH SCHOOL IN 2020.

Is that another salad from Health Nut? You're doing amazing, sweetie. This is EVERY KARDASHIAN EVER.

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Mom, can I have the credit card to sub bomb my favorite v-tuber? That would be poggers. This is EVERY TWITCH STREAM EVER.

Time to watch another video tutorial for a three layer cake you'll never make. This is EVERY FOOD VIDEO EVER.

Oh, the things you'd do for love, an engagement ring, and a Honey brand deal. This is EVERY YOUTUBE COUPLE EVER.

The LaMace Family's official baby gender reveal party goes incredibly wrong. It's not, like, acres of damage because we accidentally incited a large wildfire wrong - but it's still pretty bad.

You know Charli D'Amelio and you may even know Dixie D'Amelio - but do you know about the secret third D'Amelio sister?

In the midst of a global crisis, you need an Army with resources, connections, and the ability to mobilize. That is why we called in some of the world's biggest BTS stans, the BTS Army.

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