PhoneShop

- Season 2

(2011)

Dissatisfied with hanging out with the unpopular Anthea and Carol Janine decides to launch herself into high society and is befriended by Shelley,who plans for them both to holiday abroad. Lance's friend Wheelchair Dave suggests to cash-strapped Ashley,Jerwayne and Christopher that they become male escorts but their first date - with Anthea and Carol - frightens them off. In the same hotel Janine and Shelley are also fleeing their escorts - Wheelchair Dave and his uncouth friend - but when Shelley sees Lance,on his way to join the other escorts in his cycling shorts,...

The staff are dreading the upcoming training day when facilitator Fat Tony will subject them to group hugs. However,when Tony's glamorous associate Davinia arrives in his stead after he has been in a car accident,the men fall over themselves to impress,unaware that her seductive manner is leading them into a trap. Convinced that she has a Lesbian stalker Janine persuades Christopher to accompany her to a gay club,where he makes many new friends but loses his girlfriend as a result - and turns out to be the stalker's prey.

After he has split up with her,Jerwayne's ex-girlfriend Olivia gets revenge by posting images of him,dancing,talking and sucking his thumb whilst asleep. However the shots go global and Jerwayne becomes a media celebrity under the name of Sleepyman,with fans coming from all over Europe to see him at the shop,a fact Lance is quick to exploit. Janine asks Christopher to get rid of her ex-convict former boyfriend Ray,who,she claims,nearly ruined her life though when Christopher meets up with Ray he gets an entirely different account with Ray - real name James - feigning ...

When Christopher refuses to buy a lucky heather from a street-seller his colleagues prophesy doom but,whilst sitting on the toilet,he is hit on the head by a bag of cash falling from the ceiling. Believing it to be Gary Patel's illegal stash Lance takes charge - Shelley has just bought a thousand pound Buddha after all - only to discover that it belongs to Ashley's friend Jez. In order to make up the money the staff stage a charity evening with Lance impersonating a recently released Chilean miner whose family is in dire straits. All goes well until the press want a ...

A celebrity greeter descends on the Phone Shop, improving sales as he charms customers with his songs and card tricks but Christopher is suspicious of him - and is proved right. Janine goes on a date with a busking saxophonist but he is a depressive who cannot communicate without his instrument while Ashley's date with an air hostess who turns out to be a slob and Jerwayne's meeting with his date's father, who tells him he is not 'black enough', are similarly doomed.

Whilst Christopher gets head-hunted by Dean Bisk to work in a new firm which is so secretive its name cannot be mentioned Ashley and Jerwayne are summoned by loopy area manager Razz Prince and invited to become part of his elite selling crew. After Razz has visited the Phone Shop and berated Lance for dressing exactly like him he has a further meeting with his potential new elite selling crew members but explains that there is only one vacancy and they must fight for it. A gun is produced and Ashley and Jerwayne decline the offer as Razz has an accident with his ...