Perfect Strangers

- Season 7

(1991)

Balki discovers that as Larry's best man for the wedding he is supposed to throw him a bachelor party. Jennifer is dead set against bachelor parties but since Balki is planning it, she allows it anyways. But things get quickly out of hand when Mr Gorpley arrives with some unexpected party favors.

Larry and Jennifer's wedding day has finally arrived! But on the way to the ceremony location the boys are arrested and thrown in jail! Will this wedding actually happen, or will the universe do everything in its power to stop these nuptials?

Larry tries to trick Jennifer into living in a dump of an apartment, but his plan backfires and they end up in a huge house they can't afford! Can their marriage survive living in a mansion on coach airline leftovers and mini bags of peanuts?

The King of Balki's country comes to the US and drops by Balki's first. Later he sits next to Larry and while Larry is talking, the man dies and falls on Larry. When Balki learns of this, he tells Larry as per custom since he was the one who touched him when died, he is now the King. Larry of course doesn't want to be King. Balki mentioned that a member of the King's Cabinet would be a perfect King and he will be there at a function the King was suppose to attend. So Larry decides to make it appear that the King isn't dead and bring him to the function so that the guy...

The next door neighbors tell Balki that his house is haunted. Thrilled at the idea of sharing his bedroom with a ghost, he runs home to tell everyone but Larry doesn't believe him. So the two decide to spend the night in Balki's room and wait for the ghost to appear.

Larry and Balki decide to build a gazebo in the back yard. While Jennifer and Mary Anne watch, they realize the resemblance between Larry and Balki with Laurel and Hardy. The boys build the rest of the gazebo in black and white while paying homage to the classic Laurel and Hardy show.

Balki is about to take his citizenship test to finally become and American citizen. Larry decides to surprise him by flying Balki's mama over from Mypos for the ceremony, but when she realizes what the ceremony is for she gets upset and demands Balki return home to Mypos with her.

Larry arrives in Mypos to try and convince Mama Bartokomous to allow Balki to return to America. Sadly Mama is away on a retreat and won't be back for a week, so Balki invites Larry to stay and enjoy island life while they wait for her. But Larry begins to like it a little too much and wants to stay forever!

Larry gets a deal on 58 wild turkeys and has a plan to sell them for Thanksgiving, so he brings them home to live in the backyard! But when Jennifer's engagement ring goes missing the turkeys take the blame.

Balki's draws a comic of his stuffed sheep Dimitri and Mr Wainwright asks him to turn it into a regular comic strip for the Chicago Chronicle. Larry is assigned to write the Dimitri stories while Balki will do the artwork, sadly the two have very different ideas of what kind of sheep Dimitri should be.

Larry installs an expensive new stereo in his car but it keeps getting stolen. Finally having enough of this, Larry hatches a plan to catch the criminals, but he and Balki accidentally get locked in the trunk.

Larrys got a new get rich quick scheme that's going to make him and Balki millionaires overnight. His new revolutionary cleaning products are a miracle and he's got a plan to make a fortune by selling to one rich client!

Larry and Balki find themselves serving on a jury. Larry has plans to go away with Jennifer and he hopes that the case seems very cut and dry. But Balki is the lone hold out and when he tells the jury his reason for the way he is voting they find it absurd and want to rip him apart because of him they can't leave.

Dimitri has been kidnapped and Balki is beside himself, but Mr Wainwright needs a special Dimitri cartoon drawn and ready to go by Monday morning! But Balki can't draw Dimitri without him there, so Larry comes up with a plan to get the sheep back.

Larry is sent to cover an estate auction, Balki goes with him. When Larry tries to show Balki how people bid, the auctioneer mistakes it as an actual bid. So they end buying an expensive bottle of wine. Larry decides to bring it back to the auction and resell it. But the next day they can't find the wine.

Balki finds some baby booties that Jennifer is knitting and Larry assumes she is pregnant. The guys begin to daydream about how fun to would be if Balki had a baby as well and their kids could grow up together. In the daydream Baby Balki and Baby Larry play in their crib and are the spitting image of their fathers!

Balki wants to see Wayne Newton. Larry tells a lie so that Balki can meet him.

When Mr Wainwright buys a new couch for his office, Larry offers to deliver it for him. It proves to be a much more difficult task than either he or Balki expected, especially when the elevator repairman comes and begins testing the elevators brakes while the cousins are trapped inside!

Balki has given a script Larry wrote to Lydia who's decided to produce the play. But when Larry visits the set he causes everyone to quit, so he takes over and casts his friends and family in the roles instead.

Mr Wainwright sends Larry and Balki for a stress test, but the doctors tests cause them to turn on each other under the pressure.

Mary Anne has been dropping hints for months that she wants Balki to marry her, sadly he just doesn't seem to get the hint. Jennifer is worried about her and asks Larry to talk to him, but as Larry beats around the bush trying to get his point across, Balki misunderstands and instead thinks that Mary Anne is dying.

Still reeling from his break up with Mary Anne, Balki mopes around the house in a horrible depression. Larry decides to try and help him recover by taking him to a singles bar. But when Balki winds up bringing two women home Larry tries to hide the second one from Jennifer.

Still broken up with Mary Anne, Balki plays the field dating up to 3 women everyday. Larry thinks he's living the bachelors dream! But Jennifer knows he's actually miserable and misses Mary Anne so she tries to get them back together.

With no responsibilities for Balki's upcoming wedding, Larry feels left out so Balki puts him in charge of guarding the sacred Myposian marriage necklace.