NTSF:SD:SUV

- Season 1

(2011)

National Terrorism Strike Force: San Diego: Sport Utility Vehicle is San Diego's ultimate protector. Their latest case is tough. Someone is selling a deadly energy drink that makes people combustible and drunk forever after just a few sips.

A blackmailer orders agents Hauser, Piper, Alphonse and human Sam to give him a million dollars each. As a cover, they all tell their boss Kove they're going to a birthday party. Since no one invited her to the party, she gets VERY angry.

Agent Hauser catches a thief during a sting in a museum. Shockingly, it's his ex wife, now a man. The ex is working for someone. Hauser must convince his ex to cooperate, while keeping his jealous double-ex wife (his boss Kove) at bay.

Agent Hauser is suspended after killing a civilian due to bad intel. He is replaced by a famous wheelchair-bound expert agent. At home, angry Hauser, convinced he was set up, is going mad. Two goons show up to get their revenge.

A series of deadly attacks on people at the beach is linked to a serial killing dolphin. The only one who can help the NTSF:SD:SUV team stop the crazed mammal is Lundgren, a monstrous psycho-killer dolphin confined in a max security prison.

After a stripper steals NASA plans and sells them to Mexico, agent Hauser must go south of the border to get the plans back even if it means taking on the Mexican government itself.

Gunnar is the only criminal agent Hauser never caught. He's always on boats in international waters and NTSF:SD:SUV has no jurisdiction there. However, Hauser has a tip that Gunnar will be in San Diego waters for a short time soon.

NTSF:SD:SUV technicians Sam and Jessie are on a boat. Jessie thinks it's a date. A long lost Japanese WW2 sub shows up and captures them as enemy combatants. Who will save them and will Sam manage to explain to Jessie he's not into her?

The NTSF:SD:SUV team is securing a particle accelerator. Agent Hauser enters it and is transported to a mirror universe where NTSF:SD:SUV and the government are the terrorists and every conspiracy is true. Worse yet, Kove is still his wife.

Piper receives a strange greeting card that activates her alter ego programmed as a terrorist spy. She locks NTSF:SD:SUV down and tries to seduce her boss Kove to get secret codes. Jessie can stop her, but she's on an odd photo session.

Agent Hauser is dead. One day earlier, a creepy weird new technician showed up at the same time as the new AI in the NTSF:SD:SUV jeeps turned homicidal. A clue? Robert Picardo (Doctor from Star Trek: Voyager) guest stars as the technician.

A sexy female master terrorist seduces the President of the Navy and replaces his heart with a time bomb. Agent Hauser must find a replacement heart for him, even if it means going to the seedy black market downtown.