Mr. Meaty

- Season 1

(2006)

When Josh and Parker get locked in a freezer, Josh reflects on good times while Parker eats everything in sight.

Parker has very bad body odor, but Josh won't tell him for fear of his reaction. Meanwhile, Mr. Meaty is getting ready to introduce their new Buffalo Burrito, and Wink hires two actors to be Bucky Buffalo for the big intro, but they are zapped by the Mr. Meaty Security Bot, who is lurking around the mall. Parker volunteers Josh and himself to be the buffalo, and Josh is forced to get inside the buffalo costume with a very smelly Parker. / Mr. Meaty's latest product, the Ms. Meaty burger, is out, and Josh and Parker try to sell it to girls for their phone numbers. But ...

Ashley gets a zit on her nose. After accidentally removing Ashley's nose from her face, Josh is responsible for putting the nose back in place.

After Parker gets caught in a meat explosion caused by Josh, he storms out of Mr. Meaty. Not only did Josh refuse to apologize, he called him "Porker". But when Parker accepts a new job at the "Soy What" counter across the food court, Josh finds that he can't cope without his friend and heads across the court to apologize. Instead, he discovers Parker about to be sacrificed, and eaten by a vicious soy cult. The two friends overcome their differences and battle their way free, armed with such delicious product. / Parker is hungry and he tries to get Josh to give him ...

After Josh abandons Parker for a girl at the premiere of Star Raiders IV, Parker looks for a new best friend. He ends up making one out of ham and other meat from Mr. Meaty and names him Hamish. He and his new friend go to the movie theater to harass Josh and his date. / The Tater Tots challenge Josh to a dance-off, and Josh wins. But when another challenge comes, Josh reveals that he only has one move.

Josh and Parker discover a vampire hiding in the freezer and decide that becoming undead is the perfect plan to get away from all the boring rules they endure every day working for Mr. Meaty. But they quickly find out that being vampires is not as cool as they thought. / When Lizzy, a new employee, arrives at Mr. Meaty, Parker quickly falls for her. She's a messy eater, she likes Star Raiders, and her burps smell like his favorite burger combo. Only problem is, Josh thinks she's pretty hot too. The two boys get into a game of one-upmanship, trying to impress Lizzy - a...

When Josh blames an oil spill on Parker, he feels as guilty as could be. Josh gives Parker a crash course in girl talking for a double date with them and the Ashleys.

A robot named Chip 2.6 is invented to work at Mr. Meaty. Josh thinks that Chip is cool, but Parker is convinced that Chip is after their jobs.

Parker finds a magic crystal and receives a unicorn horn with the power to heal. Josh gets jealous and summons the unicorn with the same crystal, only to become an ugly-looking horse himself. / Josh tells Parker to stop such being a dork and act like him, so Parker does --literally. Now, they have a face-off, hosted by Doug to see who is the real Josh.

Parker makes Josh a meat girlfriend. Everyone at the mall makes fun of her and Josh defends her. Then Barb leaves Josh for a prime rib. / Parker orders a Baby Yeti that he saw on a commercial on Asian TV, and names him "Eddie." That night, when Eddie eats everything stored in the freezer and grows into a giant yeti the next morning as a result, Josh and Parker have to think of a way to convince the management to provide them with more meat. But when Wink comes by to drop off the new products, what will Parker do with Eddie? Even worse, Mr. Carney and Wink find Eddie, ...

A strange new device is brought to Mr. Meaty, called the SALIVATOR-X8, guaranteed to increase meat sales by 200%. When activated, it turns the patrons of the mall into meat-feasting zombies. Doug saves Josh and Parker from the zombies and destroys the machine. / After Ken and Darryl steal the first Game Craze, that rightfully belonged to them, Josh and Parker build a time machine to go 2 months into the future. They find Scaunchboro Mall to be invaded by baboons. It turns out that the machine sent them into the year 2676, where baboons rule the earth.

In this flashback, Wink tells the story of how he first hired Josh and Parker and how they thawed out Mr. Carney and how Wink received an implant on his neck. / Josh and Parker ask Ping, the owner of Chop Schtick, to teach them on how to be ninjas, so they can plot revenge on Ken and Darryl.

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