King of the Hill

- Season 7

(2002)

After Hank catches Bobby freak dancing at a concert, he forbids his son from attending a boys-and-girls slumber party--but Bobby sneaks off on his own.

A cute groupie convinces Bill to enter a hot dog eating contest that pits him against a Laotian champion.

Connie's delinquent cousin, Tid Pao, wreaks havoc while visiting Arlen.

Peggy gets jealous of Bobby's home economic skills. Bill loses a million dollar bet to Dale.

Bobby and Hank compete in a dog dancing contest.

Bobby ditches his towel manager responsibilities on the football team to work on growing his roses.

Hank is sentenced to attend an anger management class after accidentally sawing off Dale's finger.

Peggy opens her own bookstore, but when she discovers that customers are nonexistent, she reluctantly allows Dale to sublet space so he can sell guns.

Luanne is wooed by millionaire Trip Larsen...who has bizarre plans for her.

Hank puts his reputation on the line when he recommends Dale for an exterminator job at Megalomart...only to realize that Dale thinks the vermin is Chuck Mangione; Bobby cheats at a game by stuffing beans up his nose.

Luanne becomes a boxer.

Hank takes Joseph on a vision quest in hopes of changing the boy's ways, but when Dale ends up experiencing a vision of his own, he misinterprets one of Joseph's dreams...and encourages him to kill a panda at the zoo.

After attending couples counseling, Hank and Peggy buy a motorcycle and head for Sturgis, South Dakota to attend a giant biker rally. But trouble erupts when Hank refuses to allow Peggy to do the driving.

Tension erupts between Peggy, Minh and Nancy when a seat opens on the school board and each of the women announces their intention to run.

When Bobby repeatedly disobeys Hank, he is forced to attend the same boot camp Cotton went to in his youth. But to Cotton's horror, the once draconian facility now mollycoddles its cadets.

Bobby and Joe Jack, while working at Strickland Propane, use unscrupulous tactics to win customers. Meanwhile, Bill floats all over Arlen after being tied to a lawn chair held up by balloons, and Peggy frets over liver medication.

Hank and Peggy become concerned when the leering Buck Strickland ends up in Luanne's Bible study class; Bobby skips gym class to have tea and scones at the posh Hotel Arlen.

Peggy convinces Principal Moss to hire her as the new full-time organic gardening teacher by promising the vegetables to the football team. However, organic gardening proves much harder than it sounds.

Bill spreads lice to Hank, Dale, and Boomhauer. When Hanks gets his head shaved, he's surprised to discover he has a tattoo on his scalp.

Hank is accused of being a racist when Ladybird barks at a black repairman.

Dale meets the woman of his dreams when the neighborhood becomes infested with pigeons; Hank serves as Luanne's designated driver on her birthday, only to end up getting drunk.

Kahn reacts with horror when his mother becomes the Hills' maid... and Bill's lover.

Hank is horrified when Bobby joins a group of "witches" who want the boy to drink dog's blood during one of their ceremonies.