Killinaskully

- Season 3

(2006)

Killinaskully finds its voice when KCR (Killinaskully Community Radio) radio takes to the air.

Father Philip is dismayed to discover his old nemesis, Father Bob 'Speedy' Gilmartin, is to be Bally's new priest.

When Miss Fahy mysteriously disappears, Willie Power learns that blood is thicker than water when he tries to find a replacement teacher before the school inspector calls. Meanwhile, Sgt. Dick O'Toole and Pa Connors get embroiled in a spot of Kung Fu fighting after they invest in a consignment of woks.

When Dan refuses to retract the sexist remarks that he makes about women drivers, all the women in the village go on strike.

It's Hallowe'en and Dieter decides to try out some new cheese on the unsuspecting Killinaskullians. With Merry Men, Zombies and a visit to the ER, Dieter's gastronomic episode turns into a bit of a nightmare or two or three.

When a leak is sprung in the roof of the community hall, Willy Power decides to use the EEC lifeboat money to fix it. Chaos can only ensue when an inspector visits wishing to see the lifeboat. Elsewhere, Goretti discovers the delights of trampolining.

Dan, Jimmy and Timmy discuss the existence of Santa in Jacksie's. Larry Cummins tries to persuade Fr. Philip to hold a nativity play while in the confession box. Fr. Philip suggests a Christmas concert instead. Goretti is asked to participate but is upset at the refusal of her magic act; cutting herself in half. Dieter goes Christmas shopping, leaving Timmy in charge of his cheese stall in the village. Sergeant Dick attempts to sell a lightsaber to Pa Connors. Willie Power asks Dick to dress as Santa for the village grotto but has to stand in himself at the last ...