How to Marry a Millionaire

- Season 1

(1957)

Mike and Greta mistake Loco's new acquaintance Tom Brookman as penniless and throws him out of their penthouse. When they discover he is very wealthy they try to smooth things over.

To raise money, the ladies sublet their apartment to three musicians, but a romantic obstacle occurs.

With bills mounting and their bank balance dwindling, the girls enlist the aid of a slick and fast talking press agent, Jack Connors, played by guest star Morey Amsterdam. Their goal is to be introduced to the handsome and wealthy bachelors at the exclusive Club 94 by famed society matron, Mrs. Larrimore.

When the ladies pawn an expensive Louis XIV chair that goes with their Park Avenue apartment to pay for their rent, they encounter a series of setbacks to maintain their furniture.

Loco brings home a Great Dane dog named Victor who's owned by a very wealthy man. The girls await the millionaire to come and retrieve the enormous dog, and when he does, they are surprised to learn that he is a little boy.

Mike sets out on a Caribbean cruise and Loco and Greta have accidentally stowed away.

Mike discovers that Loco's new boyfriend Wally is a racketeer and advises her to break up with him before she gets hurt. Meanwhile, the girls agree to babysit Greta's Texas oil man's son, unaware that he is a spoiled and bratty seven year old monster.

The ladies begin a lavish lifestyle after an attorney informs Loco that she may be the sole heiress to millions of dollars.

Material Girls, Greta and Mike are frustrated when Loco (Barbara Eden) mistakes a millionaire named Abner J. Harcourt for his penniless male secretary and decides to date him anyway.

Greta Hanson, a production assistant on the TV Quiz Show, "Go For Broke" uses her influence to get her best friend and comic book expert, Loco Jones booked on the program as a contestant in hopes of winning the grand prize, which is a trip for three to a luxurious spa and resort on Sea Island.

The girls get into hot water when they sneak into the swanky "Yacht Club" and meet eligible millionaires under the pretense of being rich society women.

Separately, the ladies meet and get dates from the same man who is known differently to each of them as Tom, Dick, and Harry.

When Loco's irresponsible boyfriend Charlie is disinherited by his rich father, the girls get him a job as the buildings maintenance engineer. But, all hell breaks loose when the inexperienced handy man blows a fuse in the basement, completely destroying the buildings electrical wiring, air conditioning system and elevators.

The girls try to lure a wealthy Central Park bird watcher into their nest.

The ladies take the plain, awkward seamstress at Greta's studio to a masquerade ball where they have trouble telling who their dates are.

An eccentric modern artist (Werner Klemperer) moves into the ladies' penthouse. Meanwhile, Mike and Greta try to woo a wealthy man who favors Old Masters.

The ladies struggle to help an eccentric playwright find the means to produce his newest play.

Loco mistakes a young model to be the age of her mother, who has the same name, and creates a stir over finding the secret to youth.

After fouling up the ladies' plans to snag a bachelor, Loco decides its best she moves out.

The girls hire a maid who turns out to do more than just clean.

A wealthy prince falls in love with Greta.

Loco unintentionally becomes the carrier of a valuable stolen diamond brooch.

The ladies suspect their new acquaintance may be someone who murders his wives.

Loco becomes the Rodeo Queen of 1958 with the help of her press agent, Jack Connors and briefly steps out with a handsome millionaire cowboy.

When Loco causes Mike to get fired from her brokerage firm, she tries to get Mike's job back.

Confusion from an Army modeling assignment leaves Mike and Greta thinking Loco has enlisted in the WACs.

To pay for a mink coat and avoid being jailed for a bad check, Loco talks her Uncle George into romancing wealthy Mrs. Teasely.

Greta milks a knee injury so she can get to know wealthy Dr. Harvey.

Loco must fight off a series of tangled romantic webs when she enrolls in night school.

An efficiency expert fires elevator man Jesse. Mike, Greta, and Loco takes matters into their own hands to try and get his job back.

When Loco is riding in a cab that is involved in an accident, an attorney leads them into court.

Mike, Greta, and Loco are guests of a big game hunter in his private lodge in the Adirondacks, with everyone having a miserable time.

A supercomputer matches Loco with her perfect mate, with problems every step of the way.

Facing a ten percent rent increase, the ladies search for a new place to stay.

Without weighing the consequences, Loco sells the silver to buy a new dress and Greta and Mike think that it has been stolen !

Mike and Greta plot to have Loco lose interest in a compulsive gambler.

In order to help Mike's new beau Tim secure a lucrative contract, the girls agree to wine and dine Tim's South American client Ramon. Ramon, however, is only interested in doing the Cha-Cha with scatter brained Loco.

The ladies help a shortstop to try and shake his hitting slump.

Greta tries to get a part in her TV station's new production to audition for a big Hollywood producer.