Gab's Blabs

- Season 1

(2007)

Thompson gets anal with his timing, Giuliani owns the primary debates, McCain impersonates Elmer Fudd and Bush approves painful abuse - but not torture.

Politics is scary - but the costumes are even scarier. John McCain shows his true love for John Stewart, Giuliani cross dresses - again, Romney pays homage to his hair - again, and Condoleeza buys more shoes - again.

Trent Lott's retirement inspires a song, Bush invites Gore to see the White House, and GABBA-Campaign - where the insults fly like bullets and Oprah runs for President.

In Parade Magazine's December 2007 edition, Bush forgot to mention the five bumbling idiot savants who inspired him to be even dumber.

Hillary Clinton picks a crying mate... oops, we mean running mate.

The South Carolina Democratic Debates prove, once again, that all politicians are a bunch of catty women.

Giuliani has the hots for McCain, Romney has a new hair logo, and Huckleberry is afraid of sexually transmitted gayness.

Ultimately, the people's choice for Democratic Contender may not matter, thanks to the EMOs.

Hillary opens up The Clinton Comedy School of Politics, and Huckabee finally gets a clue.

Howie Cornshuckle offers his inside secret to sound real estate investments.

Barack Obama has pet names for everybody who works on his campaign.

We live on land that once consisted of 100% Native Americans. Currently, less than 1% of Native Americans exist in America. The conditions that have been forced upon them continue to worsen.

Several Republicans are making distinctions between endorsing and supporting McCain, which has inspired Clinton, Obama and the other Clinton to make distinctions of their own.

McCain starts a competition to start his car. Barack keeps using this word "gimmick" but I don't think it means what he thinks it means.

McCain's old age is confusing him ... Britney is an entertainer ... Obama is a Senator. Proof: Obama can't sing.

To get up close and personal information on the DNC, Gabrielle goes straight to heart of the mouths of Denver.

Gabrielle interviews DNC Delegates Tim Allison and Sherry Holland and asks them if they have any non-Obama clothes.

Gabrielle Birchak interviews comedian Dean Obeidallah while reporting from the DNC in Denver.

Gabrielle interviews comedian Ahmed Ahmed at Comedy Kabob, while at the DNC in Denver, Colorado.

Gabrielle interviews comedian Maz Jobrani at Comedy Kabob, while reporting from the DNC in Denver, Colorado.

So many events at the DNC that rhymed with oh-eight - it was hard to choose.

Gabrielle gives an Op-Ed on the day that Obama spoke at the DNC.

Gabrielle Birchak - she's your kind of pundit.

Both McCain and Obama are dropping in the polls. Isn't is just dandy that the polls work out for each network?

THIS is why reporters should never eat brownies and play with his or her breasts.

Sarah Palin, as played by Gabrielle Birchak, parties hearty in DC for Halloween. Who knew politicians could have a good time.

Joaquin Phoenix inspires Gab in ways unmentionable.