Everything Wrong with...

- Season 5

(2017)

The franchise that refuses to die releases a new , 5th movie soon in theaters. So we thought we'd torture ourselves by watching the 3rd movie in the series and looking for sins.

And they just keep on coming. Underworld movies are like cockroaches; where you see one - there are guaranteed to be hundreds lurking in the shadows. Underworld Awakening, the fourth in the series, is just full of sins as any other entry in this franchise.

Well, here's an absolute travesty of a movie, from start to finish. Suicide Squad has so many sins, I considered quitting. This movie is just...bad. And here are its sins.

Well, here's a movie that royally pissed me off. Alice Through the Looking Glass. I don't think I've been this mad at a movie since we sinned the original Pete's Dragon. Just - look at all those freaking sins.

The xXx movies are pretty stupid, but apparently have a following enough to justify a third one coming soon to theaters. Before you see that - remind yourself how sinful the first one was.

Yes, they made a sequel to this crap. Yes, they swapped out the main actor and made a bunch of jokes about it in the movie itself. And because there's somehow a third one coming out soon, here's the sins of this super very terrible tragedy of an action film, xXx: State of the Union.

These freakin' movies never stop. Somehow, Resident Evil: Extinction is only the third one!. Sinful as hell, of course, but you didn't need us to tell you that, right?

Here is a movie that wants so very hard to be a good movie. It's not, but wishes it was. Instead it's just - ugh.

THIS MOVIE IS DISTURBING AND GROSS. Many consider Don't Breathe a great horror flick, you might as well, but it still has sins - and is still disturbing and gross.

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Everything is awesome. Including this sins video of The LEGO Movie - we hope. After two years, you might have given up hope we'd ever sin this animated masterpiece, but here we are - sinning it - mostly because LEGO Batman is coming out soon. And because no movie is without sin and stuff.

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2016's Magnificent Seven was a remake of a remake, so - I think everyone expected it to have sins, right?

If you cross Good Will Hunting with the Bourne Movies, you'd probably get something cool, but these people came up with The Accountant. A movie that is right in the border between really good and really average.

Here's a movie I could have done without. We all could have done without it, I'm quite sure. And that's coming from someone in love with both Anna Kendrick AND Justin Timberlake.

The Girl on the Train is a movie that is basically f*cking with you the entire time. It's not a fun experience. And it's plenty sinful.

Straight up: The Cabin in the Woods is f*cking awesome and hilarious. Watch it. Enjoy it. Love it. We'll still list its sins, because that's what we do, but we love this movie.

Blade II, it's the more forgettable one after Blade but BEFORE the funny one with Ryan Reynolds. Regardless of its place in the franchise, it's got sins, so we did our thing.

Up is one of the few Pixar movies we haven't sinned yet. So - upon realizing that - we went to work. Here are the sins of Up.

Because they felt the need to remake this sh*t live-action, we felt the need to sin the original. Deal with it.

Here's a movie that basically defines "wasted potential." So much cool sh**t, so many sins.

With a new Power Rangers movie approaching, we thought it'd be fun to go looking for sins in the original 1995 Mighty Morphin Power Rangers movie. But it wasn't fun, it was grueling. It sucked ass. This movie is balls.

In Time is a sci-fi movie with a wicked-cool premise - that this movie completely wastes. So many likable people - such a cool idea - ultimately a pretty terrible film. Sad face.

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Well, here's a terrible movie that is somehow getting a new sequel. Because of the sequel, we sinned the original, but boy do we regret it. Cannot un-see.

Look, The Rock and Kevin Hart are both likable enough that you expect at least a little something out of an action comedy starring the two of them. But when you do that - you're wrong. Because this movie is STUPID.

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2 Fast 2 Furious. It's truly awful. Like - putrid.

F8 of the Furious is coming soon. We just sinned 2 Fast 2 Furious. So - if you didn't predict Tokyo Drift as today's sins video - you weren't paying enough attention. Oh, also - this movie sucks balls.

Between Zootopia, Angry Birds, Secret Life of Pets, Etc - this movie may have gotten lost in the shuffle. Which is a shame and no big deal, as it's perfectly just-below-average.

So, Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children is, I'm guessing, based on a book. And that book is probably good. This movie is not. It's one of the most boring movies ever made, actually, and I'm not even joking.

Today we go looking for sins in Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them, a Harry Potter spin-off that will now also have four sequels. Needless to say, our sin-caps were snug on and tight for this one. Sin-wands at the ready.

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Dr. Strange was a really enjoyable above-average Marvel film. Still, like the Stan Lee cameo, the sins in it were a foregone conclusion. So we counted them.

Passengers has a wonderful premise, a f*cked up middle, and a batsh*t insane finale. So, of course it has sins. Duh.

Assassin's Creed may have satisfied some fans of the video game, but the rest of us - not so much. This movie sets the record for "amazing actors slumming."

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Battle: L.A had a fantastic trailer. And that's about the nicest thing I can say about it. Also - here are its sins.

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There's a new Pirates movie, whether you wanted it or not. So we went back to the last one looking for sins. Here's what we found wrong with Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides.

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With Wonder Woman coming soon from the DCCU, we went looking for some sort of tie in, and ended up Googling "best animated Justice League movie" and got Flashpoint Paradox as our resounding answer. I'd never heard of it, but whatever, sins are sins, and guess what? This movie has some!!.

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Since Pixar's cashing in with Cars 3 any day now, we went back to Cars 2 - maybe the most-disliked Pixar movie in existence - for a good reason. It's awful. And we made an entire video about all its sins, as we are wont to do.

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With another Michael Bay Transformers movie headed our way, we thought we'd go back to what is still arguably the best Transformers movie ever - the 1986 animated film, The Transformers: The Movie. Sins out the ass.

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With Despicable Me 3 headed to theaters soon, we took a deep breath, locked hands, and decided to jump in and finally go looking for sins in this franchise. Found a BUNCH.

Yes, they made a sequel to the first Despicable Me. And then made a sequel to THAT movie, which comes out soon and is the very reason we're sinning these movies. Oy. What a bunch of crap.

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La La Land - a movie so good it almost won Best Picture. And we love it. But it's definitely got sins, as all movies do. So - we did our thing.

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Well, sh*t. Disney went and finally made the most unnecessary remake ever with Beauty and the Beast. Shot-for-shot remake with a few crappy new songs tossed in. Thanks, but no thanks.

Well, you screamed a WHOLE BUNCH about us not doing this sooner, so we finally decided to sin one of the most talked-about movies of 2016, Ghostbusters. We found lots of sins.

In honor of the 20th anniversary of Men In Black, we decided to go digging for sins. Found some, but this movie is still awesome.

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So the Conjuring "universe" grows with the spin-off about an evil doll that ultimately doesn't have much of anything to do with an evil doll. You bet your ass there are sins.

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Well, this is a movie that happened. A promising cast, but sins galore. Oh, the sins.

Remaking a beloved anime film in live-action form? What could go wrong?

Some people love this movie, some people don't. But everyone can agree the Krispy Kreme product placement was hilariously over the top. Here are the sins of 2017's The Power Rangers.

Oh, god, my head hurts. This prequel-sequel-samequel is just full of slow-motion as you expect, and just as devoid of actual story as well. It's a real crap-show.

Seems like every year we get several half-assed animated movies with famous voice-actors. This is yet another of them. I don't care if it made money, it's certainly not good. Boss Baby is sinful, yo.

The Fate of the Furious is a movie that happened. None of us can deny that. And we have long recognized that we are on the minority side of disliking these movies. Doesn't mean we aren't going to list all the sins anyway.

Shrek 2 is a LOT worse than you probably remember it being. And did I mention it made almost a billion dollars??

Remember Prometheus? This is like that, with even more disappointment. Sins all over the place.

Even LEGO movies have sins. This one is no different. I mean, what kind of monster microwaves lobster in the shell?!?.

With the new Flatliners remake coming up, we went looking for sins in the original. And - it does not hold up very well. Sorry (but not really sorry).

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Well, sh*t. They remade The Mummy and somehow created the single most generic film ever made. It's like they signed Cruise and Crowe and then just stopped trying.

For October, we like going back and hitting some older horror films we've never covered. And Friday the 13th Part 2 has oodles of sins.

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Today we return to the Saw franchise in order to thoroughly confuse ourselves to keep up with it. Sins aplenty.

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In honor of Marvel's Thor: Ragnorok, we decided to go looking for sins in the studio's most-fun franchise - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2. We found some, of course, as we are wont to do. But it's not a terrible movie.

This might be the laziest movie to ever be a box office hit and inspire a quick sequel - wait - I forgot about Daddy's Home. Anyway - this is a piece of crap. Sins aplenty. So on and so forth.

Well last week we sinned Bad Moms and called it one of the laziest comedies ever. Then comes along this piece of crap. I guess you laugh at this movie - if you've lost the ability to groan.

Here's a movie that most people, including us, found super enjoyable. And yet - sins and stuff. We gotta do what we gotta do.

Wonder Woman was one of 2017's best summer movies. There...I said it. (pause). Now onto its sins.

Despite casting two compelling lead actors, The Dark Tower movie still manages to totally underwhelm. Sins abound.

While loads better than Cars 2, Cars 3 is still not a good movie, and whatever is good about it was already covered in the first movie anyway. Here be its sins.

Sigh.

Arrival was easily one of the best films of 2016, and all of us at CinemaSins just loved it. That being said - no movie is without sin. So.

They'll keep making them as people go to see them. So here are the sins of Transformers 5, AKA The Last Knight, AKA The Turd Slinger, AKA The Dead Horse Beater.

Spider-Man: Homecoming was a nice surprise, capturing the spirit of the character as well or better than any previous film. We loved it. And so, of course, we were compelled to sin it.

Yes. Yes we did.

Just in time for The Last Jedi, and only a year after you began requesting it - we finally have the sins of Rogue One. And there are plenty. Maybe more sins than midichlorians in this movie.

Just in time for the Jumanji sequel, we go looking for sins in the original. And boy - did THAT movie not hold up well at all. Yikes.

War for the Planet of the Apes was one of 2017's best action films, despite there being as much scenery and talking as there was action - maybe even more. But hey, even a planet of apes has sins.

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Once upon a time, they made a third remake of The Amityville Horror. In anticipation of that, we wrote sins scripts for the first two. Then they delayed the new one for, like, years and we just sat on the scripts waiting. Then they dumped that new remake into theaters sneakily for a few days in the Fall of 2017, and we were like - "Sh*t, we can't just waste these scripts." And Christmas week came along and we all had plans and didn't want to write sins, so we dusted off the Amityville stuff. So - there you go.

Roughly 25 years after the original came this Ryan Reynolds remake that somehow fails to really add anything new or be much more compelling overall. :(

Well, they keep making these things, so we'll keep sinning them. Not that we have much fun doing it, since this movie is awful.