Blue Collar TV

- Season 1

(2004)

The first show had the theme of "Family." A family visits Dan Grogan's "House of Gravy" after receiving a disappointing meal. The show asks "why do people put things in the casket" during an open casket funeral. Some "big kids" ride in the back of the family car and commence some sibling rivalry while Baby Larry "made brown." An overweight family stages "400 pounds of intervention." The Redneck Dictionary defines "handsome." The 3 stars discuss what they "believe" with the audience.

The second episode brings new sketches to entertain the masses. "Perfect Aim" ensures you hit everything while hunting. Rescue 911 responds to a man who went blind after walking in on his 80-year old grandmother in the shower. Another man gets to know his neighbors a little too well thanks to a risque "Little Miss Junior Dance Squad" routine. Larry the Cable Guy is the real bachelor. The redneck dictionary defines "European." Ron White makes a special appearance.

The third episode focused on the theme of "TV." "Hick Eye For The Queer Guy" seeks to redneck up one gay man's life, apartment, dinner plans, wardrobe, and outlook on life. Ron White hosts the game show "Hug You or Hit You" focused on getting drunk and interacting with your best friend. The Redneck Dictionary defines "fascinate." At a funeral, Ron White ensures that the deceased looks like he's sleeping. "CSI: Greater Greensboro Tri-County Area" investigates the murder of a deer. Ron White joins the leads in discussing what they "Believe."

Weeble Kneeble is the greatest stuntman torso ever, watch as he is fired (unwillingly) through a ring of fire. On the home repair show, "Fix It or Feel Better," they will either fix your broken appliance or make you feel better as it is smashed into pieces. The Redneck Dictionary defines "poppyseed." Jeff, Bill, and Larry go on a field trip to Mudfire Pottery and hijinks ensue when the boys take a pottery class. The age-old question of "Who closes the bus door when the bus driver is done for the day?" is addressed. The 3 guys finish the show by showing off their ...

The fifth show is centered around the theme of "Marriage." A fashion show of "lingerie" for couples married for over 20 years is given. Jeff tries to show that he is more than a one-phrase comedian in a trailer for his new action film that repeats the line "If you...then you might be...." Larry reads from the book of Politically Correct Fairy Tales the tale of Little Red Riding Hood. A husband sits down to watch Saturday football, but can't find the remote while a show about the birthing process plays. The Redneck Dictionary defines "hammer." Jeff, Bill, and Larry ...

The sixth episode was a one-hour special that mixed new footage with previously aired material. In a wrap-around feature, Jeff Foxworthy takes some of the supporting cast (Brooke Dillman, Ashley Eckstein, Heath Hyche, and Ayda Field) deer hunting. Eventually they become the prey of an armed deer. A man gets to know his neighbors a little too well thanks to a risqué "Little Miss Junior Dance Squad" routine. Outtakes to the Dance Squad skit are also shown. Dee and Engle Barry are at the ACM Awards with Montgomery Gentry, Books and Dunn, the Warren Brothers, David Lee Murphy, and Deana Carter. Jeff Foxworthy, Bill, and Larry go on a field trip to ...

The seventh episode focused around the theme of "Vacations." Jeff reveals that dad is basically a money machine while on vacation. Larry gives directions with the help of a "Lynyrd Skynyrd: 20th Century Masters" tape. Three men mock the judicial system during a trial for drunken behavior. The adult-aged kids find out from their new step-mom that dad is "Totes Humpable." The Redneck Dictionary defines "mayonnaise." The "Shut Up. Horn" prevents unneeded disturbances to your relaxation time. Larry, Jeff, and Bill end the show by performing some of their tour material for...

The 8th show centered around the theme of "Sports." George Foreman advertises his newest product, "The Fry Champ" that will fry everything including your face. Larry, Jeff, and Bill go on a field trip to a dance study to take a salsa lesson, but are quickly kicked out. The show wonders why there aren't more wedding gifts for the groom. Larry reads the Politically Correct Fairy Tale "Jake and the Organic Beanstalk." The American Association of Children's Coaches shows why tee-ball coaches are so angry at their players. Bobby Knight hosts the new talk show "Into The ...

The 9th show focused on the theme of "Funerals." L. Roy Tippet is a prolific singer who sings about his day. "The Tacketts" gather at the house after grandma's funeral. The Redneck Dictionary defines, "initiate," "ascot," and "butternut." We are back on the red carpet at the ACM Awards with Dee and Engle Barry where they interview Jimmy Wayne, Lonestar, Rascal Flats, and Clint Black. Rodeo clowns help keep Larry's sister distracted while he puts away the groceries. Jeff as L. Roy Tippet performs live for the audience with his "counting song." The three main performs ...

This special episode saw the crew filming at the New Orleans' House of Blues with Big and Rich serving as the house band. The Redneck Dictionary defines "hurricane." Four guys get together to discuss and compare who has the "biggest deck." Jeff, Larry, and Bill go to the New Orleans School of Cooking with Chef Kevin Belton. Four singing hunters take turns belting out show tunes while out on a hunting trip. Big and Rich close the show down with a performance of "Save a Horse Ride a Cowboy."

The 11th episode was taped in New Orleans and the theme was "Partying." Jeff begins by discussing New Orleans to the audience. The 3 guys make a field trip to Starling Books and Crafts for a palm reading, with snakes. The "Big Kids" are in the backseat again, when they visit cousin Timmy who is a dealer in candy. The show wonders what it would be like to eat dinner with Hank Williams Jr. Four guys set outside and talk about each others "decks." The Redneck Dictionary defines "parade." The 3 leads end the show by playing "Tell Me That Don't Stink" with the ladies in ...

The 12th show has the theme of "Getting Sick," and Jeff begins by performing stand-up about becoming ill. After being bitten by a spider, Larry is "Larry the Spider Guy." The Butt Bandit strikes during a routine prostate exam. Suffer-Less pain medication is really hard to open. Redneck Yard of the Week competition is announced. Politically Correct Fairy Tales brings us "Snow Caucasian and the 7 Handy Capable Little Persons." The Redneck Dictionary defines "raisin bread." The guys end the show with a tribute to service workers.

The 13th episode had the apt theme of "Halloween." Jeff began the show as always with some stand-up about Halloween. Maynard Hickey gets an "Extreme Makeover" into a hillbilly. The "Big Kids" go Trick or Treating. Commercial for "Rednecks Gone Wild" (flashing beer bellies). The Redneck Dictionary defines "Mask." The Tacketts' Halloween party. Redneck Yard of the Week contest is promoted for the second time. Show ends with the guys discussing what is scary.

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