Believe Nothing

- Season 1

(2002)

Adonis is kicking himself after vetoing the Professorship of the attractive Dr Hannah Awkward without even meeting her. He also faces the problem of trying to persuade the public to eat GM food. What clever plan can he concoct?

Even quadruple Professor Adonis Cnut can't solve this problem, can he? A meteor is going to collide with the Earth wiping out all life. Plus, a national newspaper is going to expose the treason of his butler Albumen.

While Albumen causes problems by getting Hannah addicted to his home-made fudge, which he is illegally selling in old Imperial weights. Cnut conspires with President Shrub and the Prime Minister to engineer the invasion of Cuba.

Adonis Cnut is suspected of murdering Professor Sheridan Brinsley after appearing on a talk show with him. He also confesses to Professor Awkward that he is impotent. Albumen suspects something is very wrong here, but what?

After winning a Nobel Prize, Adonis Cnut is tasked with rediscovering the formula to an antidepressant. But the person who hid it is in jail for eating 11 of his students. Can Cnut trace the formula and will it work on Hannah?

Adonis Cnut tackles global warming, solves a mystery from the Watergate scandal and makes a new BBC TV series. But Albumen and Hannah fall ill. Only Henry Kissinger holds the key to all this.