Baron Porkchop's Terrifying Tales of the Macabre!

- Season 3

(2019)

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Baron Von Porkchop and Son Of Hercules get challenged to a game of croquet by Count Van Lambchop and his creepy friend Mr. Pepperton. But things get out of hand when Count tries his best to cheat to win and Baron must try his best to get the win.

Baron Von Porkchop decides his new job is to be The Phantom of the Radio Station and torments the workers including Susie The DJ, Beerwolf and Ted T. Fox. In the end they try and find a way to get him out of the station as he has caused nothing but issues as well as has given bad advice on how to run a radio station. The film hosted is the 1925 silent horror classic The Phantom Of The Opera.

Baron Von Porkchop heads to the classic haunted Carpenters Road in Ohio as the street is filled with all types of legends, but when he gets to the road he soon finds that it has changed and the sites that made the legends scary have been replaces with new mansions and gone are the monsters and ghosts and what is there now is Yuppies. The film hosted is Carnival Of Souls.

Baron Von Porkchop is hosting the Sherlock Holmes film A Study In Scarlet and decides he needs popcorn to enjoy the film, but soon finds that all his popcorn is missing an now along with Bean he must solve the case of who stole his popcorn.

Baron Von Porkchop has a sit down interview with Dayton, Ohio musician Todd The Fox about his career in the music scene as well as what drives him to be creative. The film hosted is the classic western Buffalo Bill In Tomahawk Territory that stars Clayton Moore.

Baron Von Porkchop has decided that he is going to become a superhero and after putting on a mask becomes The Dark Porkchop and goes around town stopping small crimes, but he soon meets a real super villain in Murder Gator. The film hosted is The Bat starring Vincent Price.

Baron Von Porkchop and Baronness Von Porkchop about to have a manor horror movie night complete with popcorn and good friends Jenkins The Pigman and Bean...but things turn crazy when a Female Vampire decides to crash the movie night and has her sights on the Baroness. Its now up to Baron, Bean and Jenkins to save the day.

Baron Von Porkchop is on his way to HorrorHound Weekend in order to attend the wedding of Halloween Jack and Jacqueline, but is tricked into attending a garage sale by David J. Getz who makes Baron the guest of honor as this sales has all sorts of guests the include The Human Sloth, Mr. O, Pizza Icon and even Hugo The Video Vault Keeper from Moraine Playhouse Theater. Can Baron escape this sale and make it in time? The film hosted is The Apeman starring Bela Lugosi.

Baron Von Porkchop goes on a quest to help a bell tower hunchback relative of Quasimodo fix his broken bell at the top of the tower, but along the long walk up the stairs to the top he must beware of the mutated General Bat who is lurking around. The film hosted is the silent classic Hunchback Of Notre Dame.

Baron Von Porkchop goes on the hunt for werewolves with The Wolf Hunter who is a legendary hero who fights werewolves around the state of Ohio. This has Matt Hoffman return to the role of The Wolf Hunter that was a 2001 shot on video horror film. The film hosted in Face Of The Screaming Werewolf.

A snow storm has hit the manor and now Baron Von Porkchop is stuck inside all alone as the Baroness is out of town as is Bean and Jenkins. So now bored, scared and angry he must host the film the Snow Creature and find a way to keep the viewers with him after the film leaves.

Count Van Lambchop along with his fellow baddies (Female Vampire, Murder Gator and Mr. Pepperton) have hired a masked man to stop Baron Von Porkchop once and for all, but things get really bad when the masked man turns out to be Baron Von Porkchop Jr. and he now has a plan to take over the show, and the goal of taking over the show was the Count's idea as well.