According to Jim

- Season 8

(2008)

Jim sticks to his story about the kids losing one of the twins' favorite blanket, even after he's found it in his own pocket.

After Dana moves away, Cheryl misses her. She begins to tell everything to Jim that she used to tell Dana, and Jim gets tired of the chatter. Jim decides to find another girlfriend for Cheryl.

A little brat stands between Jim and the chance to impress his daughters, who idolize the bubblegum pop sensation.

Jim flips on either side of the fence when it comes to Andy proposing to Emily, but the fence goes up when he catches her with another man.

Jim feels the holiday blues when he sees his kids' Christmas list, but then tries to go behind Cheryl's back and get the twins into a movie starring opposite guest Steve Guttenberg.

Jim and Andy make plans to have a guys weekend at a mountain cabin. Before they leave, Andy gets a text message from his girlfriend saying she is leaving him. Things are not pleasant at the cabin.

Jim feels that an old girlfriend is trying to put the moves on him.

Jim thinks Cheryl goes to yoga too frequently, but then he finds out the instructor is young and sexy. Jim decides to join the class so he can monitor their activity.

Andy is dating Ruby's piano teacher, but is trying to keep it from Jim and gets dumped in the process when a younger man moves in on him...Kyle.

Andy turns to Jim for advice on what to get his new girlfriend for her birthday.

When Cheryl rooks Jim into hosting a "Daddy & Me" group, Jim takes the opportunity to turn it into a baby racing fest.

When Mandy convinces Andy to not play tackle football with Jim and the guys, it's Jim who has to come up with a plan, after talking him into playing anyway, for covering up the fact that Andy DID play and got hurt in the process.

By telling him he's the cooler parent, Ruby is able to manipulate Jim into letting her do whatever she wants.

Everyone takes advantage of Jim's bad back when he takes pain pills and finds out the truth under the influence.

Kyle enjoys talking to Andy about science fiction. Jim tries to bond with Kyle through sports.

Cheryl and Jim are signed up for a volunteer event, but he does not want to participate. When he is accidentally giving money for his volunteer efforts, he plans to keep the money even though Cheryl tells him it is wrong to keep it.

Cheryl thinks Jim's home-made coupons for her birthday are just a disguise gift, so he has to buy her something else that will be the real gift. He buys Cheryl a used diamond necklace for her birthday.

Jim chokes on food and is passing out. In a dream sequence, he talks to God and the Devil who are about to decide his fate of where he will spend his after life.