The Simpsons

- Season 8

(1996)

Bart's Siamese twin swells in the attic; Lisa's science experiment creates a miniature universe of advanced civilization; aliens possess Clinton and Dole.

After moving to another town for a new job, Homer must decide whether or not to stay when the family have a hard time with the transfer.

Homer becomes a boxer after Moe discovers his amazing ability to take a punch.

The Simpsons try to reunite Mr. Burns with Larry, his slovenly long-lost son.

Marge leads a crusade against a local burlesque house after she discovers Bart working there.

Homer questions the state of his marriage after Luann Van Houten demands a divorce from Kirk.

Lisa develops a crush on Nelson, and tries to reform him; Homer gets an autodialer and decides to make easy money with a telemarketing scam.

After a hurricane destroys Ned Flanders' house, he suffers a nervous breakdown and is forced to confront repressed problems from his childhood.

After eating insanity peppers at a chili cook-off, Homer has a hallucination of a talking coyote urging him to find his soulmate.

Special Agents Mulder and Scully arrive in Springfield after Homer claims to have seen an alien.

Marge enters the pretzel vending business, but when she fails, Homer recruits some help from the mob.

Homer and Mr. Burns get trapped in a snowed-in cabin during a company retreat.

Marge is stressed from motherhood and hires a British nanny to help out around the house, who struggles to teach Bart and Lisa how to behave.

Homer is cast as Poochie, a new "Itchy and Scratchy" character designed to reverse declining ratings; a hip college student moves in with the Simpsons.

After Marge befriends John, a gay store owner, Homer worries that his presence will have a negative effect on Bart's sexuality.

Bart suspects a paroled Sideshow Bob is up to his old tricks when he is hired by his brother Cecil to assist in the construction of a dam.

Bart is outraged when Lisa becomes his babysitter.

After alcohol is banned in Springfield, Homer adopts the moniker of the "Beer Baron" to bootleg liquor, prompting an investigation from an uptight Treasury agent.

Bart discovers Principal Skinner and Mrs Krabappel kissing, and it's not long before the whole town knows of their secret affair.

When the items Bart purchased with a fake credit card are repossessed, he claims that Santa's Little Helper is the dog he bought instead of his new pet, Laddie.

Burns loses his fortune and recruits Lisa to help him get it back.

Marge becomes a church counselor; Homer discovers his face on a Japanese detergent logo.

Homer's laziness begets the ire of his industrious but arrogant new co-worker Frank Grimes; Bart buys a run-down factory for a dollar.

Troy McClure presents three spinoffs: "Chief Wiggins, P.I.," "The Love-Matic Grandpa," and "The Simpson Family Smile-Time Variety Hour."

Bart is sent to a military school to be disciplined; Lisa, seeking a challenge, enrolls with him, but faces discrimination as the school's only girl cadet.