The Ren & Stimpy Show

- Season 3

(1993)

Capitalising on Stimpy's idiocy, a door-to-door salesman makes a nuisance of himself as he continually appears in surprising places to pressure Stimpy to buy his Salve product. Next, Stimpy is worried when he discovers that he has no pants to wear, and embarks on a grand mission through city and country to attain some.

In a classic Hanna and Barbera tribute, Ren and Stimpy follow their noses to the ultimate free lunch: a dish of hog jowls cooling on a window-sill. Can they reach this treat, or will the resident baboon, napping in the yard, pose a mortal threat? Next, hitch-hiking in the middle of nowhere, the two are picked-up by a disturbing duo of maniacal midgets intent on causing chaos, crime and vaudevillian behavior.

The first half of this episode sees Ren, after a humiliating experience at the beach, electing to have some pectoral implants. Can Stimpy, his kind donor, keep up with Ren's new lifestyle? Next, the two respond to a job vacancy guarding the Lincoln memorial. Will they succeed, while under the watchful eye of a transvestite Army Officer, in finding a mythical treasure hidden inside the very statue they guard?

Stimpy draws an animated cartoon to show to his idol, Wilbur Cobb, while Ren serves as a producer on the project.

In this wildlife documentary, Ren and his stupid assistant observe the natural behavior of the rare animal called the Lummox. Actually an obese, ignorant, dim-witted and unhygienic human, these massive land-beasts exhibit playfulness, curiosity, rage and most intriguing of all, courtship. Which of the two competing ignoramuses underpants has what it takes to win over the female of the species?

Stimpy tries to remedy Ren's nasty behavior by introducing him to his conscience. Ren's conscience is played by the great guitar playing oaf, Jiminy Lummox.

Ren's feeling fine on his 10th birthday until Stimpy reminds him that he's 70 years old in "dog years". Ren prepares for death with a will, a fake funeral, and the search for the perfect coffin.

Stimpy becomes so obsessed with playing with his belly button that he ends up inside of it; Ren and Stinpy pretend to be roadkill in the desert.

TV star Haggis MacHaggis (voiced by Alan Young) is kicked out of his mansion and thrown out onto the streets after Ren and Stimpy's cartoon show becomes more popular than his. Just as he plans to end it all, Haggis enlists in the help of two thugs-for-hire who help him sabotage Ren and Stimpy's show.

Desperate to join the Barrette Beret Girls, Ren and Stimpy have to prove themselves to the burly babes. When Ren gets hold of Stimpy's cloning liquid, he splits into 2 Rens.