Hapless

- Season 1

(2020)

Paul is doing a story on a flirty fireman when graffiti is daubed on a wall. Naomi needs help with Joshie's 6th birthday party and Paul tries to help. It could work out well. Were it not for a some 30 year old Scalextric, a helium balloon and Simon's sexual designs on Ruth, the mother of the child from hell.

Naomi tells Paul that her juicer/spiritualist has warned that it would be dangerous for their Dad to go on his cruise. Simon's birthday party is coming up and it's fancy dress. A Vicar needs help from the Jewish Enquirer, so it may all come good. Or Paul may end up dressed as an Imam trying to buy condoms.

Paul's new key doesn't work. When the key cutter asks for his address to drop off the replacement, Paul is worried. If he gives his address, and this guy has his key, he could rob his house. A run in with a possibly anti-semitic driver's awareness course and an even more possibly anti-semitic vegan add to the confusion.

Paul has to take Joshie for a haircut. He's also going green by testing out an electric car. Is hair recyclable and where would Paul take it if it was? Was it a good idea to offer a dwarf a lift?

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Paul insults one of Joshie's teachers. Naomi wants him to apologise but Paul is busy testing out a research suit that adds 20 years to his age. Simon challenges him to a game of badminton. Ronnie introduces Paul to an old Jewish man who is LGBTQ. Today is the day Paul is possibly fattist, racist, transist and sexist. Ronnie has an answer that involves Helen Mirren.