Simon's Peculiar Portions

- Season 2

(2021)

Simon and Lewis are back to discuss jet-packs and aliens.

Noah's Ark arrives in Ipswich and ghosts haunt Birmingham builders.

Simon and Lewis discuss more bizarre animal news.

This week, Ikea delves into candle-making and Simon gives Lewis an improvisation lesson.

This week, baked beans and alpacas make the headlines. Not in the same story.

This week, a naked man's wild boar chase becomes immortalized in plastic, and parrots are separated at a zoo after encouraging each other to swear.

This week, we talk about beautiful poos and eating in toilets. Not in the same story.

This week, a weird story happens and THEN a naked woman drives a golf cart right through it.

This week, Simon and Lewis play the Florida Man game and discuss some iguana news.

Simon and Lewis have another important PSA for you, so listen up.

A naughty man receives instant karma.

10,000 adult butt toys are stuck in a truck in Calais, the man with world's largest penis weights it to prove it's real, and a new study finds 40% of people would have sex with a robot.

Bigfoot is real, and we can prove it.

An angry parrot swears in a Northern accent, a rat-eating heron is the hero of New York, and a duck is heard muttering "you bloody fool".

Simon and Lewis check back in on the Gävle goat, and talk about the new Christmas dinner in a can and the most expensive items ever gifted.

An arctic UFO base was found on Google Maps and a time-traveler from the year 5000 has a photograph of the apocalypse.

Simon and Lewis discuss the garden where everything can kill you, a man banned from an all-you-can-eat restaurant for eating too much, and a man on a mission to collect a chip from every Wetherspoon in the UK.

A giant stone phallus collection was stolen, it's raining scorpions in Egypt, and the police were called after a large pig named 'Papa Pig' blocked traffic.

Bird of the year was won by a bat, DogTV is here, and a man has photographed a naked alien with a bulbous head.

Simon and Lewis discuss an asparagus psychic's 2022 predictions, a big potato statue cut down by vandals, and Doug the mutant spud.

Simon and Lewis discuss the Mystery of the San Francisco Gingerbread Monolith and the Psycho squirrel on a 48-hour rampage.

A man balances 85 spoons on his body for a world record, another man finds nightmarish 'Grim Reaper' figures in his garden, and a grandmother is issued with a restraining order to stop her from feeding carrots to a 'sad' horse.

Simon and Lewis discuss the house with a shark in its roof, horny sea snakes, a 4-foot-long crocodile in a back garden in Yorkshire, and a man who discovered a woman he matched with on Tinder was his dog's previous owner.

A family was scared after a sinister clown painting appeared in their garden, suspected human remains turn out to be a life-size doll, and a B.C. woman finds a naked man was living in the trunk of her car for 3 days.

Sonic robs a bank, an investigator was left in stitches at a man's attempt to use a fraudulent passport, and an Australian council decided to ban cats outside unless they are on a lead.

Simon and Lewis discuss a giant strawberry which set a Guinness world record, the big Idaho Potato Hotel, and a cross-country skiing-Finn who suffered an unfortunate appendage freezing.

A zoo hires a Marvin Gaye impersonator to breed monkeys, a 500-pound bear known as "Hank the Tank" breaks into another lake home, and Danish police seek info on an apparent escaped kangaroo.

Simon and Lewis discuss Kawasaki's ride-able robot goat, an Alexa which told a child to touch a live plug with a penny, and ghost forest tree farts.

A woman searches for a bum tattoo man, there's a national shortage of naked men, and an Irish barista ends up in the hospital after holding in farts for two years.

A local log finds its forever home in an ocean park, an Antarctic post office is hiring, and scientists ignore Stephen Hawking's warning.

A Spider-Man was warned not to poo on the rocks near a canal, the author of "How to Murder Your Husband" shoots her husband, and a couple call the police after human hair was seen coming out of their car.

A dog was saved by a sausage drone, a bar minister with PTSD was refused entry at a Houston area dive over a service dog, and a family discovers five bears hibernating under their house.

In this special, cereal-themed installment, Simon has found no less than five stories about cereal.

Simon and Lewis discuss rejected personalized license plates from Florida, a man in a poop emoji costume who let off a stink bomb at a meeting, and machine gun feral hogs in a helicopter.

Simin and Lewis discuss news surrounding the Jubilee. God save The Queen.

Simon and Lewis discuss pee news.

We discover Simon's pet name.

Simon and Lewis discuss a man who has fulfilled his dream of living as an actual dog. That's right.

Simon and Lewis discuss a missing tortoise which was found in an attic 30 years later, alive and well.

Simon and Lewis discuss the Turin Shroud of potatoes.

Simon and Lewis discuss the Raleigh Company, which will pay $2,000 to release 100 cockroaches into your home.

A breastfeeding mom fights off a bald eagle to save her pet goose, and the tiny mites that have sex on our faces have a problem.

Lewis the Prospector finds a special kind of treasure.

Simin and Lewis come across a novel concept - reusing water.

Lewis considers the best way to propose to an alligator to save the city's cider supply.

Can you think of a greater, more noble challenge than what this man has achieved?

Simon and Lewis stumble across one of the greatest stories of our time.

Why did the chef chase him for 15 minutes?