Roseanne's Nuts

- Season 1

(2011)

When wild boars wreak havoc on Roseanne's farm, she employs hunters to eliminate them, but then has a change of heart.

Roseanne blames her out of control temper on "a curse" and visits a spiritual healer to get the curse lifted.

21 years after her scandalous performance of "The National Anthem," Roseanne is asked to sing the song again at a local girl's softball game.

Johnny convinced Roseanne to visit a sleep clinic to correct her snoring problem. Meanwhile, Jake's attempt to relocate Johnny's chickens has disastrous results.

Roseanne calls a Shaman to bless her haunted historic museum.

While Roseanne is out taking surfing lessons with Cipes, Argent and Pentland clean the house for Mother's Day much to Roseanne's surprise.

Comedy icons Phyllis Diller and Sandra Bernhard arrive at Roseanne's farm for a "Girls Night Out." The titanic trio drinks, dines and dances the night away, but the hijinks take a toll on Roseanne. The next morning she awakes with a horrible hangover and spends the day looking for a cure.

In an effort to be completely self sustainable and live off the land, Roseanne plans to cook this year's Passover meal using only vegetables from her farm. Overwhelmed with the task at hand, Roseanne realizes she doesn't have enough food from her garden and enlists the help of her celebrity guests to prepare dinner.

Roseanne has long had the dream of taking the surplus food from her farm and donating it to those in need. To make the dream a reality, Roseanne buys a truck, fills it with her fresh vegetables and hits the streets of Hawaii. The only problem: where are the hungry people?

With a trip back to Los Angeles looming on the horizon, Roseanne is starting to feel the familiar anxiety that has plagued her most of her life. To alleviate the stress, Roseanne visits a doctor who can help her get a medicinal marijuana license in Hawaii.

Roseanne has been invited to serve as Grand Marshal for this year's Utah Pride festival in Salt Lake City, which also happens to be the city she grew up in. Roseanne's also visiting the house she grew up in with her mom and brother.

When Jenny needs a break from her rambunctious kids, Grandma Roseanne offers to take them off her hands and homeschool them for the day. Having raised four kids of her own, Roseanne assumes it will be a breeze but is in for a rude awakening when things start to get out of hand.

Roseanne's Nuts are finally ready for the masses, and Roseanne's invited her family and friends over for a launch party Luau. In true Hawaiian tradition, the men insist on hunting and cooking a live pig for the celebration. Roseanne's got plenty of pigs on her farm, but will she allow one to be killed and eaten? The family is divided once again!