Lucy: The Daughter of the Devil

- Season 1

(2007)

Lucy, daughter of Satan, struggles to find a boyfriend free of her father's meddling. The Prince of Lies sets her up on a blind date with a senator at Club Armageddon, home of DJ Jesus.

The Devil buys a chain of Tequila Sally's bar and grill restaurants. He thinks karaoke would be good, and Lucy knows just the guy for it: DJ Jesus.

Satan and Becky, the Devil's advocate, believe if the people of the world masturbate just 8% more, civilization will collapse.

The Prophesy tells us that if DJ Jesus doesn't perform at Burning Man an unholy sand storm will destroy the American west.

A teratoma is tumor that grows teeth and hair. Satan has one removed from his armpit and brings it home to be his friend.

Senator Whitehead wants to announce his candidacy for President of the United States.

Senator Whitehead's son Tad is a registered sex offender so Satan gives him a job as a busboy at Tequila Sally's.

Vampire altar boys and vampire choir boys have been preying on priests throughout the city.

The Dreamster Sound Effects Machine was designed to help you fall asleep naturally and deeply.

DJ Jesus and his entourage rent out an old Catholic girl's boarding school so he can work on his re-remix in quiet isolation.

A monster has been coming across the Golden Gate Bridge at night and attacking the city of San Francisco.