Ideal

- Season 6

(2010)

Moz and Jenny return to Salford to collect the two grand Cartoon Head owes Moz,only to find that Nicki has now become a super-efficient drugs dealer,employing Cartoon Head and Psycho Paul. Brian calls in with Jamie and transsexual Nathaniel,who used to be Brian's ex-wife Natalie but a more sinister visitor is Roger,Moz's exact double and the man whose passport Moz stole. He goes on a murderous rampage through the flat before P.C. decapitates him.

Moz plans to move to Italy to rent scooters as he tells the now highly successful Silicon Valets and Psycho Paul's gang,who have recruited Russian Nikolai. However,hearing that all charges against him are dropped he decides to stay. Nicki and P.C. move into the flat once occupied by Fist,whose disappearance is explained by Tanya and where Judith and Jake have been hiding as they plot to kill Cartoon Head. He also meets Tilly,a spiritual American from flat number 8.

Married couple Carmel and Colin drop by - as does Psycho Paul's mob,who are into trafficking in human organs,including a very large penis which Brian buys. Whilst Nicki is evicting squatter Troy and Tilly is entertaining Moz with her organic drinks,Judith and Jake stab Cartoon Head,or so they think,but they have killed Nickolai by mistake and are confronted by the real C.H.

After appearing on an advertising poster Jenny believes she is one step away from fame and agrees to Carmel's suggestion that she become a pole-dancer. Moz disapproves and Jenny,misunderstanding his response,assumes he has dumped her so she gets drunk and has sex with P.C. Tilly shows Moz the range of T-shirts covered in human fluids that she is selling in her shop and asks him to contribute his sperm for one. Keith and Troy plan to hold up a wages van and want Moz to act as look-out.

Moz is not happy when everybody assumes he and Jenny are through,and less so when she admits to her lapse with P.C. Whilst Keith and Troy carry out their heist,Moz is turned on to Encroach,a 'legal' drug,by Tilly,which causes him to hallucinate and hampers his efforts to produce a sperm sample for the T-shirt. Its effects carry on when she bumps into Nicki and they resume their old passions.

Whilst Nicki organizes her flat-warming party,the Triad boys burst in on Keith and tie him and Debbie up - the van Keith robbed was under Triad protection - and they ring Moz,demanding thirty grand for his father's release. Moz calls in Cartoon Head and the gang but,whilst tooling up with live weapons,Steve shoots and kills himself,being reunited with his brother in heaven.

Psycho Paul calls in Dr. Persil to dismember Steve so that they can sell his body parts but the money will not be available for two weeks and the Triad want their ransom money by midnight,even cutting off Keith's ear and leaving it outside Moz's flat to show they mean business. Whilst Psycho Paul has quickie with Rainbow and Cartoon Head delivers Judith's baby,Jenny dumps Moz by phone,adding to his worries.

Cartoon Head and Judith are back together and show Moz their baby son,Plastic Face. But Moz still needs to raise the ransom money and Tilly lends it to him at her arty gathering,where she tells Moz she is a celibate Lesbian. However,the money is not needed as Moz discovers that Keith is being held in his own flat and Moz leads the gang to rescue him. Unfortunately they are over-powered and tied up but rescue comes thanks to Troy and Jenny. Moz believes his troubles are over but Jenny confesses she is now an item with P.C. and Moz asks her to choose between her two ...

Graham Duff and Johnny Vegas introduce outtakes from the first six series, and discuss the difficulties of pronouncing 'Todmorden'.