Bo' Selecta!

- Season 1

(2002)

Avid Merrion provides a guided tour of his flat before introductions from the legendary Michael Jackson and a talking mole. The Bear interviews Liberty X in his tree-house, Avid stalks Jade Goody, Craig David goes through his weekly motions and Davina McCall shows up for a bit of a sing-song.

Britney Spears takes a day off, the Bear probes Tess Daly, and Elton John tells us why he likes using the internet. Craig David sacrifices a day of making love - so that could be a Wednesday, Thursday, Friday or Saturday - to improve his medieval jousting skills, and David Blaine helps a woman overcome her fear of chickens. Very strong language

Avid phones an angry Kate Thornton, and John Lennon returns from beyond the grave to visit Mrs Lennon. The Bear interviews ex-Hollyoaks star Terri Dwyer, while Craig David visits The Hawk Conservancy and Country Park to get a mate for his pet bird. Avid prepares for his mum's party by inviting Vanessa Feltz.

Christine Hamilton joins the Bear on the sofa to talk jungles and celebrities. Avid goes for drink with former Boyzone boy and Corrie star Keith Duffy, but is denied access to Geri Halliwell. If there's one thing Michael Jackson can't abide, it's swearing, and after showing us his crib, he is compelled to lecture the Osbournes about their blue language.

The Bear has Sarah Cawood on his sofa to talk Top of the Pops. Destiny's Child show up at a beauty parlour in Bradford where Beyonce slags off the other patrons. At the Soap Awards, Avid meets the heroes of Hollyoaks, Coronation Street's Suranne Jones and Sally Lindsay, and Alex Ferns from Eastenders. Very strong language

Mel B shows us her tiger, and Enrique's mole dishes the dirt on Will Young's make-up artist and Snoop Dogg's appearance in the Muppets. Kate Thornton joins the Bear, Michael Jackson cooks a meal for his girlfriend and David Blaine commences a chilling new challenge. Up in Leeds, Craig David visits his family and friends. Gareth Gates takes the Celebrity Test.